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I watched people walk into the House chamber before the State of the Union. With the Clown Caucus and the Sedition Caucus still in office, there does not seem to be the gravitas of earlier times. And among all the business attire was Kyrsten Sinema dressed in a tight fitting sulfur yellow dress with giant ruffles over each shoulder, looking like she was going out clubbing. She looked so out of place; she looked like she had just jumped out of a clown car. That she refused to help protect voting rights makes me think she belongs in the clown caucus.

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She's an embarrassment to the species.

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Feb 8, 2023Liked by TCinLA

Very true...now if we could just figure out the species that she is embarrassing

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Ms. Goon wasn't exactly a fashion plate either. what the fuck WAS that get-up?

and I stand corrected...Boobert really IS a Major Skank. she might even have an uglier soul than The Goon.

but why am I creating a competition when there's no need for it? why can't they be equal in Soul Ugliness?

the answer, of course, is that they certainly CAN be.

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I loved watching Ms. Goon make a Goon of herself to the American public. She just shot herself in that glutacious glob that passes for a posterior. In public!

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Feb 8, 2023Liked by TCinLA

Oh no David it was more than that going to that elementary school to indoctrinate the kids with crt. It was 5.1 billion that she declared in a House Oversight Committee meeting. Never mind that’s more than the entire states education budget. She is dumber than a rock

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Nailed. It.

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Feb 8, 2023Liked by TCinLA

and that's being unfair to rocks. Rocks can tell us important information about the history of the planet. Empty Greene has nothing at all in her steroid-addled noggin.

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you stole my thunder, T L. but actually, Karen said "dumber than a rock," so I think she's actually giving rocks their due.

but she'll let us know, wontcha Karen?

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Feb 9, 2023Liked by TCinLA

Yep, I stand by my statement. Rocks most definitely contain important geological information. But that’s about it. And it’s a hell of a lot more than Marge carry’s in her empty cranium.

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she's one of those folks who just need to have a gun handy and she'll manage the rest very nicely, thank you.

did you catch her the other day in that committee she's on, talking about Critical Race Theory as a theory designed to make white kids feel like they're worse than black kids and that one school that was given 1.3 BILLION dollars for the curriculum? 1.3 billion! but what's so important about a few zeroes more or less? how important can THAT be? after all, they're just ZEROES.

and a little more globally, do you think any of these people seriously believe that learning about the most unsavory aspects of our history makes white kids feel bad about themselves? I also seriously doubt that there's a lot of talk about LGBTQ stuff in grades K-3. but I suppose stupid people can be relied upon to be stupid.

it was ever thus...

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Where's the laugh emoji?!!!

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I know, right?

is there some way to petition Substack for a few new emojis?

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This is wonderful! I'm laughing as I read it! And "soul ugliness"! That's them!!!

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Short shelf life for Sinema, if there is any justice..

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From your lips to goddess' ear.

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Oh that was Sinema? I thought that was a green dress, if I have the right person. But yeah, those shoulder things were... well, kind of juvenile for a SOTU.

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"Juvenile" describes her perfectly.

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I said to my husband “She must have plans after the speech”. What passes for fashion in the clubs of Miami looked ridiculous in the halls of Congress. What a fruitloop.

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Thanks for the laugh! Yes, she certainly is a fruitloop! ;')

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I got the same impression. Apparently, she is desperate for attention.

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If you had a face that can turn viewers to stone, what would you want?

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Feb 8, 2023Liked by TCinLA

"It’s like the House Republicans know that they are going to lose the majority in 2024, so they are out to abuse their power as much as possible before voters toss them out.". Yep, pretty much sums it up! Bunch of idiots...

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Feb 8, 2023·edited Feb 8, 2023Liked by TCinLA

Smokin' Joe is giving them a stem-winder - and he has called for bipartisanship so many times you'd hardly know he is a Democrat. :-) I an enjoying it, and he is laying out his program for the next session of Congress (and his second term)..... And DAMN, is he folksy - pour yourself an iced tea and set a spell.....

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Feb 8, 2023Liked by TCinLA

He burned the barn! 🤗 Didn't take any shit.

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Indeed.

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Feb 8, 2023Liked by TCinLA

Yes, Joe f #$&* ing rocked it !!

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Perfect Beth! POTUS sure did!

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And then Sarah Huckleberry Sanders will give the GQP response to Biden’s SOTU address…now that she’s been rewarded with a governorship for her sterling service as one of trump’s Mouths of Sauron, we have to hear her spouting more gibberish passing as Republican talking points…yawn…not even worth wasting popcorn to listen to…

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I was hoping that I had seen and heard the last of that chief hag of chump liars.

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The minute I read she'd been to Lard - a - lotsof I knew we were

going to be seeing a lot more of her

smarmy face and nothing but lies,

lies, lies.

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Feb 8, 2023Liked by TCinLA

POTUS is quite feisty! 🤗

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if miserable scumbags want to have any serious impact in advancing their scumbaggery (a coinage I encourage anyone who likes it to take and liberally use), they need some semblance of, at the very least, cleverness. so they're in big trouble in every possible way; practically, intellectually, historically, karmically, what have you.

a very minor quibble with the headline, Tom. they have LESS than nothing.

right now, I'm watching Ms. Huckaby Sanders advance rapidly to the place where all young Republicans go to die...the follow-up to the SOTU.

she's lying as fast as she can...

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We can only hope soon Sara be right there with Bobby Jindal.

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I remembered poor ol' Bobby last week and googled him. the most notable thing in his biography is how fast he vanished.

Ms. Fuckaby Sanders had only that she's the youngest governor around and that her existence is a medical miracle, albeit an unfortunate one.

and then she tried to maximize her experience working for TFF, but without mentioning his name. she WOULD be the one to try having her cake and eating it. or being a contortionist.

and yeah, I know, I know...body shaming, etc.

but so the fuck what?

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She didn't get hit with the ugly stick - she IS the ugly stick.

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I Laughed Out Loud when I read this earlier and Laughed Out Loud again.

there's an excellent chance I'll Laugh Out Loud tomorrow.

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President Biden will handle this with

dignity and they'll look like the fools

they are.Later folks.

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Bobarf and Greedy Greene were a disgrace. But, this is what you get

with the Fweedumb Circus.

What was McCarthy looking up at

in the gallery?

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His future.

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Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Good one, TC.

🗽

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Feb 8, 2023Liked by TCinLA

from your keyboard to the eyes and ears of the gods and goddesses!

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Feb 8, 2023·edited Feb 8, 2023Liked by TCinLA

They are nothing. A mere flea on the ass of democracy which has plenty of anti-itch ointment at hand.

Salud.

🗽

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The Republicans have a plan?? "We'd all love to see the plan" ~ John Lennon RIP

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Feb 8, 2023Liked by TCinLA

As SH told us, no plan is needed. Just need to have faith and do the right, not crazy thing, like those Democrats. We are the souless, the hell bent. The plan is to pray for wisdom revealed as God laughs as man (aka, Dems, Commies, Scientists, Experts) plans. I gotta stop this. My mind is getting like tapioca without raisins and cinnamon.

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You're another one I need to warn that you have to watch out because your brain might freeze there and then what would you do? :-)

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Feb 9, 2023Liked by TCinLA

Ends ike the last 5 second of a Looney Tune cartoon. That's all folks. Poof! Celluloid reel melts.

We do seem consumed.

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I worried but it turns out Joe was the right man for the right time.

McConnell was in the pouty kid's time-out corner it appeared. He clearly knows his party ceded too much space to the lower primates for the sake of power which has translated into nothing more than swinging from the trees.

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Eight minutes and counting 😱

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