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I watched people walk into the House chamber before the State of the Union. With the Clown Caucus and the Sedition Caucus still in office, there does not seem to be the gravitas of earlier times. And among all the business attire was Kyrsten Sinema dressed in a tight fitting sulfur yellow dress with giant ruffles over each shoulder, looking like she was going out clubbing. She looked so out of place; she looked like she had just jumped out of a clown car. That she refused to help protect voting rights makes me think she belongs in the clown caucus.

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She's an embarrassment to the species.

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Very true...now if we could just figure out the species that she is embarrassing

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EXCELLENT!

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mmm-hmmm.

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Ms. Goon wasn't exactly a fashion plate either. what the fuck WAS that get-up?

and I stand corrected...Boobert really IS a Major Skank. she might even have an uglier soul than The Goon.

but why am I creating a competition when there's no need for it? why can't they be equal in Soul Ugliness?

the answer, of course, is that they certainly CAN be.

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I loved watching Ms. Goon make a Goon of herself to the American public. She just shot herself in that glutacious glob that passes for a posterior. In public!

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Oh no David it was more than that going to that elementary school to indoctrinate the kids with crt. It was 5.1 billion that she declared in a House Oversight Committee meeting. Never mind that’s more than the entire states education budget. She is dumber than a rock

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Nailed. It.

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and that's being unfair to rocks. Rocks can tell us important information about the history of the planet. Empty Greene has nothing at all in her steroid-addled noggin.

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you stole my thunder, T L. but actually, Karen said "dumber than a rock," so I think she's actually giving rocks their due.

but she'll let us know, wontcha Karen?

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Yep, I stand by my statement. Rocks most definitely contain important geological information. But that’s about it. And it’s a hell of a lot more than Marge carry’s in her empty cranium.

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she's one of those folks who just need to have a gun handy and she'll manage the rest very nicely, thank you.

did you catch her the other day in that committee she's on, talking about Critical Race Theory as a theory designed to make white kids feel like they're worse than black kids and that one school that was given 1.3 BILLION dollars for the curriculum? 1.3 billion! but what's so important about a few zeroes more or less? how important can THAT be? after all, they're just ZEROES.

and a little more globally, do you think any of these people seriously believe that learning about the most unsavory aspects of our history makes white kids feel bad about themselves? I also seriously doubt that there's a lot of talk about LGBTQ stuff in grades K-3. but I suppose stupid people can be relied upon to be stupid.

it was ever thus...

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Where's the laugh emoji?!!!

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I know, right?

is there some way to petition Substack for a few new emojis?

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Laughed Out Loud.

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This is wonderful! I'm laughing as I read it! And "soul ugliness"! That's them!!!

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Short shelf life for Sinema, if there is any justice..

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From your lips to goddess' ear.

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Oh that was Sinema? I thought that was a green dress, if I have the right person. But yeah, those shoulder things were... well, kind of juvenile for a SOTU.

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"Juvenile" describes her perfectly.

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I said to my husband “She must have plans after the speech”. What passes for fashion in the clubs of Miami looked ridiculous in the halls of Congress. What a fruitloop.

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Thanks for the laugh! Yes, she certainly is a fruitloop! ;')

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I got the same impression. Apparently, she is desperate for attention.

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If you had a face that can turn viewers to stone, what would you want?

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