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Watch for the Second Draft...

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I noticed that it had arrived, but I wanted to read things in chronological fashion. This was a GEM! And I'm still smiling as I read this. The visuals will remain with me all day now!

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JOSH HAWLEY was STYLISH in his runner’s sweats as he OGLED RUDY GIULIANI, with a crown of dyed platinum blond hair, wearing his “Greedo from Star Wars” costume, which had JOSH absolutely hypnotized.

Rudy & Josh died clinging to one another as the boat sank. Their bodies were never recovered from the deep dark blue sea.

The two embraced for eternity.

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That's the thing with screenplays - everybody thinks they're a writer. :-)

That's really quite good.

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Not in your league, TC, however inspired. They are a cute couple though!

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Every little bit improves the show.

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Perfect as is, but I also imagine this: Just before the vessel begins its plunge, three rat-like creatures jump ship and throw themselves into the sea. Appears to be Ivanka, Jared and Don Jr. A shark nicknamed Desantis gobbles them up.

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A good revised scene.

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great, but whatcha got against Eric? surely he can't be the sole survivor...I was looking for a good pun sorta thing using "The Expressway To Your Heart," but it sorta got away from me.

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Eric wasn’t invited on the boat.

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As the gorged shark Desantis sluggishly swims away a sharpshooter known by all as Chaos emerges onto the bridge of the Submarine Martin l King. One shot one Kill and the shark descends dead to Davy Jones Locker.

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CUT! That's a print!.....Perfect.....:-)

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Oscar ahead. Best original screenplay nominee. Oscar goes TCinLA. His followers invited to Zoom Academy Awards Show get rowdy and have to be muted for a hot minute. They take to all social media forums and get rowdier. It’s a good day for historians and Democracy.

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I Laughed Out Loud!

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LOVE it! LOVE it!!!

Character visualization wonderful!!! Steve Bannon-- scratching his balls regardless of what is going on around him--perfect.

In Draft #2 is there a way to incorporate the " Too Heavy Casket".......perhaps moved from NY, intended to be " buried at sea" to avoid exhumation???????

Please keep going.......

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That is a good idea.

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This new conspiracy by the good guys is gaining ground on social media. Great suggestion to include, Carol. Let’s hope that Ivana is safe somewhere in an urn on a mantel.

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Outfuckingstanding sir!

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Jim Cameron would be so jealous.....

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I just feel so out of my depth (as it were) that it's best I remain silent....but who's got the Clifton Webb part (I'm thinking of the early '50's Fox version)?

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Brilliant! Can we get a shot of Josh Hawley running across the deck, screaming?

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This was only the First Draft, not the Second Draft or the Polish. :-)

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Sorry, TC didn’t mean to step on your creative process. I just got so caught up in the moment! 😘

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trump as Baron Harkonnen is a nice touch, especially the weeping pustules on his greasy face poking through the orange pancake makeup…now cue the Coast Guard and EPA to clean up the ketchup-infused toxic waste spill on the ocean surface.

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This is terrific. Can’t wait to see revisions and the first rushes!! Go for it!

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🤣🤣🤣

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Thanks. This is too hopeful. Lacks drama. Back to the writing board, TC. You can do better. Maybe a little selzer in the air and a food fight in action while the polka band plays excerpts from background music used in The Apprentice in violation of copyrights. Actually, I rather enjoy the characterizations.

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