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Sharon B in ATL's avatar

First of all Matt G. can go fuck himself (because, according to Cassidy Hutchinson no one else will). Second of all please please please shut the door on the sordid den of the screaming MAGAts and let them wail uselessly into the night. And take away their microphones.

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GarySanDiego's avatar

I give this one a like if only for the first sentence.

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David Levine's avatar

to be fair to Matty, CH didn't say NOBODY would fuck Matt Gaetz, but only that SHE wouldn't. I'm pretty sure that Matty's been able to have sex with any number of female humans, just not a female human with any brains. or with the emotional strength people tend to gain in their early twenties...and let's not forget the Repug groupies. I assume they exist.

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TCinLA's avatar

He's actually married now, and she looks like exactly what you're describing about the person who would be interested in him.

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