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to be fair to Matty, CH didn't say NOBODY would fuck Matt Gaetz, but only that SHE wouldn't. I'm pretty sure that Matty's been able to have sex with any number of female humans, just not a female human with any brains. or with the emotional strength people tend to gain in their early twenties...and let's not forget the Repug groupies. I assume they exist.

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He's actually married now, and she looks like exactly what you're describing about the person who would be interested in him.

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