DONNIE DUMBFUCK IS STILL AT IT

It’s Wednesday, October 9, 2024. There are 27 days left till the election. As Charlie Sykes said, the daily hamster wheel of crazy is approaching terminal velocity.

Net week, Bob Woodward’s new book “War” will be published. It reveals the enduring and disturbing relationship between Donald and Vladimir Putin that continues whether El Jefe Del Motel A Lardo is in office or not. As usual, “War” is another example of Woodward keeping the news for the book, to the point this is really history, not journalism.

Hey Bob: if you actually gave a flying fuck about this country, did you ever consider that we might have needed to know this as soon as you discovered it - on the front page of that rag you work for???

According to Woodward, Donald thinks he’s still president and has been operating a government in exile down at Castle Dracula, staying in touch with his KGB handler since January 2021, with the two speaking directly at least seven times as Donnie Fuckwit commits yet another crime, this one a violation of the Logan Act, since he is not president but rather a private citizen and therefore excluded from conducting his own foreign policy. Putin’s reason for this is to make sure the leash is still tight, and making sure he sticks to the Kremlin talking points about Ukraine (The “peace plan” that Corporal Couchfuck released last week came direct from Putin via Victor Orban).

The calls obviously worked, since Donnie Assmouth keeps the pressure on the “Republicans” (read Trumpscum) to block military aid to Ukraine and he keeps praising The Yard Punk’s attack as “very smart.” Recall this past February, when The Demented Old Duffer promised he’d “encourage” Russia “to do whatever the hell they want” to NATO allies that don’t come up with their protection payments on time.

And then there’s the problem that we can’t discount the possibility that he has shared with his Master the contents of the highly classified documents he stole from the White House, since treason’s just another word for nothing left to lose with He Who Reigns While Seated On The Golden Toilet.

Woodward also reveals that El Blobbo “secretly sent Putin a bunch of Abbott Point of Care Covid test machines for his personal use” in 2020. Yes, while hundreds of thousands of his own voters in Red States were dying painful deaths as their lungs filled with fluid, “president” Blubberbutt Assmouth gave Putin several of the Abbott testing machines that hospitals couldn’t gt hold of.

Why oh why is it that both of those useless losers were bad shots?

You’ll remember the laughable shots of The Yard Punk sitting at one end of a 20-foot table with whoever the supplicants were seated at the other end because he was terrified of getting the virus. He ordered Dipshit Fuckwad to keep his yap shut about the deal because “people will get mad at you, not me.” Isn’t it just so sweet, how two good friends look out for each other.

Responding to Woodward’s news, Steven Cheung - who is sad every day that Hollywood no longer makes Charlie Chan movies, thus preventing him from achieving his lifelong dream of being typecast as Fu Manchu - put out the following ass fart that sounds so much like it was dictated by The Senile Old Duffer that you absolutely know it was:

“None of these made up [sic] stories by Bob Woodward are true and are the work of a truly demented and deranged man who suffers from a debilitating case of Trump Derangement Syndrome. Woodward is an angry, little man and is clearly upset because President Trump is successfully suing him because of the unauthorized publishing of recordings he made previously. President Trump gave him absolutely no access for this trash book that either belongs in the bargain bin of the fiction section of a discount bookstore or used as toilet tissue. Woodward is a total sleazebag who has lost it mentally, and he’s slow, lethargic, incompetent and overall a boring person with no personality.”

Unfortunately for Fu The Younger, the Kremlin confirmed that The Traitor-in-Chief had indeed given Putin Covid-19 testing kits at the height of the pandemic.

News flash: Donnie Dumbfuck is still in Putin’s pocket and The Yard Punk is still calling the shots. In other breaking news, water is still wet and sun continues to rise in the east.

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