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MAGA has lost its collective mind. You can smell the desperation.

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The technical Hollywood term for that is "panther sweat." :-)

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if I weren't so damned superstitious, I'd quote Robert Duvall in "Apocalypse Now" regarding the smell of "napalm in the morning."

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As slimy and disgusting as their flailing is, it's also a lot of fun to laugh at.

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And you know how well they deal with laughter.

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Just wait for Jay Kuo's "Just for Xeets and Giggles" this Saturday!

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Oh yeah.

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Thanks for the laughs, Tom. I needed one. And Kamala hates Jews? Better let her husband Doug Emhoff know, poor guy thinks he's happily married. Funny thing, even his former wife likes Kamala - as do his kids Uh, maybe they don't know they are Jewish?

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I initially thought Jeff Tiedrich was a bit too profane for me. Then I reconsidered after I found myself laughing at every post. I subscribe to him (and to you!) and love his stuff. He's a master of video clips.

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If you like"cussing newsletters", try this one:

Today's Big Stuff https://www.thealtmedia.com/p/todays-big-stuff

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"How the hell have we been making fun of Junebug Dipshittin (JD) Vance for years and never thought of JV Vance?! That’s why VP Harris is gonna be president and we’re just a cussing newsletter." Okay, I'm sold.

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That's why I read them.

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I worked as an emergency nurse. People talking like this found themselves locked in a very nice quiet room... they have really lost their collective minds.

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Yes. The entire Trump/Project 2025 gang bangers need to be put in a quiet padded room, preferably a cell.

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Even the incels don't like Liddle Stevie anymore, because he got married and had a kid. (DoG help that poor child) That's some weird shit there.

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Herr Goebbels vers. 2.0 still dreams of his beautiful internment camps in the southwest, and getting the Zyklon B contract, and he sees those dreams evaporating. Gotta feel for the guy, it's tough when one has to give up a dream. </s>

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When you get this much butthurt weeping and wailings from CONservatives, you know you touched an open wound and it smarts something godawful…

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Stephen Miller aka N. McG, is

slime of the lowest order. He

has always made my skin

crawl.

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I subscribed to Jeff Teidrich some time ago. He’s great. Right up there with you Tom.

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ROFLx3!! Love that Nosferatu McGoebbels. Rufo's last 3 sentences make no sense whatsoever (although the preceding sentences don't make much sense either). FischerKing clearly doesn't have any idea what 'cuckold' means. Looked it up just to be certain - did anyone know that it also can refer to a 'plectognath fish'? Look it up.

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This made me laugh.

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That's why you can hear their screams of pain.

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You know what they say about conservatives, FischerKing, every accusation is a confession. (except rather than actually being a cuckold, he just wishes he was a cuckold)

#fakecuck

Also, can we officially say that Juicy Dicknugget got Santorumed? (i.e. made up juvenile vulgarity that you become famous for, and forever associated with)

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Time to give the kitties a treat, Tom.

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If they'd just paint Miller's face on them, speedbags would be bigger sellers.

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“Nosferatu McGoebbels”! TC, you made me spit take my coffee! Such a mess on my desk now, damn it!

Anyway isn’t it interesting how MAGA World is basically only looking for ad hominem attacks on Harris and Walz? Not a policy critique to be seen anywhere. Just name calling. I guess it’s all they got. A hallmark of fascism / personality cults?

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You gotta blame Jeff for that one. It is great.

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