TRUMPSCUM LOSING THEIR SHIT

Did I ever mention you should definitely read Jeff Teidrich? Well, you should and here’s another demonstration why:

oh look, they let Nosferatu McGoebbels out of his coffin.

listen to his high-pitched shrieking. is he speaking English, or is he helping bats to geolocate?

“the man is a moron, he is an incompetent, he is a radical, and he is going to turn the entire midwest into a third world state. this is a disaster for America.”

“he is the biggest booster in the whole country for unlimited refugee resettlement. that means under that Harris-Walz plan, they’re going to turn the entire midwest into Mogadishu.”

what? Mogadishu? where did Bat Boy get that one from? you know he was going for alliteration, and went through all the place names beginning with M he could think of.

turn the midwest into … Manila? no. into … Madagascar? no. into — INTO MOGADISHU!

brilliant work, Nosferatu. no notes.

hey, want to see Jim Jordan get humiliated?

look at this dipshittery.

here’s why they’re calling him Tampon Tim:

As part of their effort to portray Tim Walz, the new Democratic vice-presidential candidate, as a far-left liberal, the Trump campaign attacked the Minnesota governor on Tuesday for signing a bill last year that provides access to menstrual products for transgender students.

free menstrual products in all school bathrooms — the horror! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!

Chris Rufo is one bizarre dude.

here’s some rando who thinks way too much about weird shit like ‘cuckold vibes.’

the wingnutsphere flailed like this for a while, throwing everything at the wall — but then coalesced behind a single message: Kamala picked Tim Walz because sHe HaTeS tHe JeWs!!!!!

the party of Nazis and white supremacists seem very upset right now.

imagine getting fact-checked in real-time by Chuck Schumer.

pro-tip: if the Pitchbot is also fact-checking you, your entire party has definitely gone off the rails.

but leave it to Mike ‘the Pillow Man’ Lindell to have the most batshit fucking crazy angle on the whole Tim Walz story.

“And I was gonna run for governor of Minnesota after the 2020 election,” he revealed. “But Walt feared that and he put out a hit job on me throughout the state, sent postcards out everywhere.”

is that that how putting a hit on someone works? by sending out postcards? is the idea that a contract killer might receive one by chance?

it’s hard to believe that this lunatic ran a multi-million dollar company straight into the ground.

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