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Well, when the logorrhea that he spewed on Truth Social all night prevents him from getting his beauty rest, you know he's going to nod off.

Still, it is a thing of beauty. Perhaps he needs to up his dose of adderall. Or perhaps Jr. can share some of that 8-ball...

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It’s raining, it’s pouring (justice), the old man is snoring

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If he doesn’t get more sleep during these proceedings, it’s totally going to ruin his nighttime pissy rants on that money-tanking shitty app of his.

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Send in the fines.

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No snooze is bad news when it comes to our erstwhile POTUS. The scariest thought pattern I have lately is wondering how this horrendous piece of warped protoplasm lasted this long in his quest to prove to the world that he is the ultimate loser.

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He proved that way back with me. What’s the matter with America?

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🎶 Meanwhile, his stock keeps going Down, Down, Down 🎶

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Into the negative numbers I pray

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Penny stock territory and a crashing swarm of creditors descending on his back.

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Apr 16Liked by TCinLA

Who deserves it more. Not a soul. The most entitled man who deserved his time of struggle. May he be on the verge of that struggle.

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I read that in his last year or so, Hitler would have manic episodes of rage and borderline hysteria followed by almost catatonic states, requiring injections of narcotics to keep him going, but as time went on, the meds needed had to be increased until he was nearly a zombie unable to sleep normally and barely functional…sounds like old Loser Donnie is hitting the wall like Adolf, huh?

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Apr 16Liked by TCinLA

There is a movie scene that became something of a meme over recent years, with substituted subtitles. Your comment reminds me of very recent, extremely filthy but pertinent to this topic, resuscitation.

https://youtu.be/I9MwJ2nYf3w

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The question is, will chump have as catastrophic a legacy as Adolf…

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Apr 15Liked by TCinLA

Just tank his ratings again and again and again. Just keep exposing him for the boring old coot that he is.

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Apr 15Liked by TCinLA

This is what happens when you're old, riddled with pus where your brain used to be

and you're up all night playing

Mob Boss on your phone,

trying to empty your bladder,

because your whole male

apparatus, below the belt, is

most likely rotting off.

They evidently didn't give him

his morning drugs.

Let's not forget his remarkable, historical declaration about Gettysburg

during the Civil War, "...it was

beautiful." He's fubar!

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Apr 15Liked by TCinLA

I was thinking of sending the judge a long stick to gently prod Trump with when his wattles begin hiding his Windsor just to keep the defendant from crashing head first onto the defense table and mussing up his swirladoo.

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Ooh yeah!! Like the enforcers at Puritan church services who'd come around with a stick and poke anyone who was dozing off. Yes yes yes!

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Apr 16Liked by TCinLA

Wouldn't the media love a photo of that!

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A cartoonist could do it . . .

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"his swirladoo!" Now that's funny!!!

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Needed, that hair treatment costs $7,000 so I hear

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Apr 15·edited Apr 15Liked by TCinLA

TC got it right , The Prosecution got an Order to Show Cause Order on Trump set for next Tuesday about his attacks on scheduled Witnesses.

Better yet are Judge Merchant's Pre-Trial Orders Today making decisions on evidence & whether it will be heard on direct, rebuttal or not a all.

Some of of Trump,'social media attacks will be allowed in evidence relevant to the "Catch & Kill' scheme & general history of Plating stories in the Press.

Paraphrasing Dylan "he can't help it if he is unlucky"'. Idiot Wind, it's's a Wonder he can even breathe.

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well, maybe he was snoozing to avoid learning that he lost 478,400,000 on DJT stock today.

It's those LEGAL adlinthins that'll get to you. They're vicious.

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Saw a blue ball cap which read " Make Lying Wrong Again."

Wonder if he is nodding off to visions of his support from Putin, Orban, Johnson, & his mighty plans that dwarf this situation. Shudder to think he has the defense team & jury that OJ escaped justice with.

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If he cheats his way back in, I wonder if the whole of the Republican Party will take off for Moscow on July 4. Maybe the hand over will be celebrated that auspicious day.

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Apr 15Liked by TCinLA

It's good news, and if I were the Biden campaign, I would have a field day with him nodding off. The problem is that they don't want to seem to be involving themselves in the courtroom stuff, which is unfortunate, because it means they continue to bring a pillow to fight AK-47's. But I think Rick Wilson and company will compensate.

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Good, the trumpster is being the trumpster. If only all reporters would report exactly what happened. Maggie Haberman will, of course. And she has enough clout to force the NYT to print what she writes. But the rest of the news? Just have to wait and see.

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Apr 16Liked by TCinLA

If he does make it to prison, I’m sure Donnie will have a Hobson’s choice about sleeping - mouth to the wall to keep his teeth from getting broken out or back to the wall to keep from being the cell block wife.

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Nice fantasy, but Trump is going to end up in a low-low-low-security place where that sort of thing doesn't happen.

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Unfortunately true.

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