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T L Mills's avatar

At this point, my dearest dream is that Tang Face (thank you, Sarah Kinsella Dow) keels over--in public, so there's no opportunity for conspiracy theories--while hoovering up a bucket of KFC, with a disabling and extremely agonizing heart attack (or stroke--I'm not picky).

It won't stop the progress of the authoritarian-minded GQP, but a natural death (or disabling stroke) would silence their loudest spokesperson. Not having to watch or listen to endless clips of Yammie on msm would immediately improve the general tone of the campaigns.

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TCinLA's avatar

I prefer "fatal" to "disabling."

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T L Mills's avatar

Well, my thinking was that a stroke which would destroy his ability to talk and hold rallies and the like--leaving him a useless orange hulk--would be very satisfying for a while at least.

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David Levine's avatar

tough call, Tom. obviously, "fatal" is better. but wouldn't it also be fun to see him in a vegetative state?

but they'd never let us see that, so yeah, I'll go with "fatal."

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Ally House (Oregon)'s avatar

While I understand that sentiment, TC, maybe we could have 24-48 hours of not dead but incapable of anything not governed by the autonomic nervous system.

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JDinTX's avatar

Sure was hoping for such in 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020 (boy was i ever), 2021, 2022, 2023, and still have hope for 2024. Wish we had Ike back.

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Ben - MD, VA, NE Florida.'s avatar

He should croak during one of his rallies.

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TCinLA's avatar

that's been my dream - a full force massive fatal myocardial infarction, mid-rant in front of the Seething Inadequates.

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Ally House (Oregon)'s avatar

OK, this might work instead of my hope for a lingering incompetent, unconscious decline.

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T L Mills's avatar

Yes!!! I love this scenario!

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