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Judith Matlock's avatar

Most Americans expend more energy on their worst days than he does on his best. Making circles with his thumbs and index fingers is his best workout. It's all he's got left after getting the hair and makeup thing right (sic).

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David Levine's avatar

he might actually burn a quarter of a calorie or two during his increasingly infrequent episodes of premature ejaculation...

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