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Susan Linehan's avatar

I posted this comment on Jay Kuo's Substack of today, but I'd like your take on it. Is it too far out?

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"This is probably too far out there, but: Is Johnson's brand of Evangelicalism tied in with the End Times belief? Those are the folks who wanted the Jews to return to Palestine per prophecy, but the prophecy then continues with Armageddon which wipes out the Jews and everyone but said Christian believers.

If so, could the poison pill be there to try to forestall aid to Israel, as not being in line with the prophecy, without actually SAYING so, which would be political suicide."

EDIT: I was just pointed to this brilliant discussion of that very idea:

https://gregolear.substack.com/p/the-revelation-of-mike-johnson-the?r=4tv99&utm_medium=ios&utm_campaign=post

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TCinLA's avatar

Yes, he is tied in with the End Times bullshit.

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Susan Linehan's avatar

That is the scariest thing about him. Not just a "Christian Nation" but a nation composed only of those "entitled" to the Rapture and willing to do anything to bring it about.

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Bruce Culver's avatar

Just remember - when they are raptured, we get all their stuff.....

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Susan Linehan's avatar

well, for 7 years according to the prophecy. After that, it's blotto time. As I will be 86 in 7 years, I don't mind spending my remaining time enjoying the riches of MAGA Johnson. I'll probably be off in my decidedly not heaven-like afterlife before it's over. But I do worry about my grandkids.

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Bruce Culver's avatar

I'm 82, so I;m even more likely to enjoy their stuff before the world comes to an end.....

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Susan Linehan's avatar

Well, we will also have to avoid the Four Horsemen during that time. I live on top of a hill that may be too steep for the Horsemen to want to climb, so I may be safe.

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GarySanDiego's avatar

Hahaha!

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Penfist's avatar

It is basic human tribalism. Goes back far further than our written records.

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Alexander Moss (VA)'s avatar

They are not 'entitled' to the Rapture. Read The Hartmann Report from today. it lays it out beautifully.

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Susan Linehan's avatar

Obviously as Hartmann points out there is MEGA hypocrisy in the positions he takes, and many of those positions may be adopted via political cynicism. But I suspect that he does think he is amongst the privileged heading straight for heaven after Revelations comes to pass and is willing to facilitate that move as much as he can. And THAT is scary

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Penfist's avatar

The "rapture" isn't real, therefore arguing about who might be entitled to it is a non-starter.

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Susan Linehan's avatar

sorry, forgot the sarcasm alert

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Ben - MD, VA, NE Florida.'s avatar

Don't 33% of the Jews see the light, convert and get raptured, or in some way spared the eternal lake of satanic fire? I guess it's time to head here:

https://www.raptureready.com/

Geez, can't we have some sanity?

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TCinLA's avatar

It's a specific number, not a percentage. The number is 144,000. The rest get dropped in the fiery pit, personally tossed there by Jeebus.

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Ellen's avatar

I don't think anything is beyond reach for a pathetic little man who believes the earth is only 6,000 years post creation.

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Bruce Culver's avatar

Of course, the BIG mistake they make is assuming that creation is all in the past - it (and evolution) are happening right now and always will be.....

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Ransom Rideout's avatar

Kill us all for their "Rapture" bullshit. It might stand up in court if we start taking them out in self defense. Hmmmmm.....

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David Levine's avatar

based on what I've read, I'd say yes. the Rapture thing is nothing like as nuts as the Young Earth Creationists, so my assumption is that the more extreme craziness would just have to include the less extreme craziness.

that Rapture thing is actually a hell of a lot more common than someone I'd call a "normal person" would assume.

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Carol C's avatar

The White House explanation is powerful. How to get Americans to take it in?

Regarding aid to Ukraine, Timothy Snyder, Ukraine expert, describes defensive technology Ukraine has developed to protect against incoming missiles and drones. It works, and more units are needed. A worthy cause. https://open.substack.com/pub/snyder/p/safe-skies

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Penfist's avatar

Thank you for the link.

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Carol C's avatar

You’re welcome!

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Judith Matlock's avatar

Ahhh, but didn't we notice how sly and clever by half he is? He derived this scheme of a bill from his adolescent fantasy life after being given a wedgie and thrown into his locker by some mean girls. His mind is swirling with revenge scenarios because Biden's well reasoned response reinforces the impotency of his Speaker position when he delivers manure bills.

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Maryanne Shanahan's avatar

As much as I want to laugh at your last few graphs, TC, nothing funny exists in the madHouse anymore.

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Bill Smith's avatar

"find out which one fills up first"? As my grandfather used to say, "I wouldn't slam the outhouse door that hard". Perfect!

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Bryan Sean McKown's avatar

That's Strike 1 ... This guy's Gospel is the word of G for the Moneychangers. - money goes from us to Him$.

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Jan M. Flynn's avatar

Oh, the time and lives wasted while Mike Johnson spins out his nonsense . . .

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Denise Bell's avatar

I noticed that when confronted with the CBO assessment that MAGA Mike's Poison Pill bill would increase the federal deficit, his response was, "Yes, I expected that." And I thought, of course, increasing the deficit plays right in to their goal of major spending cuts. Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, etc. Thank goodness for the extra effort to elect Warnock and Ossoff in Georgia in 2021 -- where would we be without them??

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Penfist's avatar

The party that eats itself, American Idiots hell bent on digging their own graves.

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Ransom Rideout's avatar

Thank you Tom for putting all that up.

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Dawn Erickson's avatar

Thanks TC.

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Leigh Silverton, Ph.D.'s avatar

I love your writing. I'm just a bit too emotional about Israel to discuss it clearly. love, leigh

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TCinLA's avatar

Very understandable.

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Victoria Brown's avatar

It's more than evident that we

MUST take back the House by a big majority and hold/expand our Senate. Let's send MAGAMike back to

Louisiana and keep him

there.

A little good news out of Arkansas. Huckabee Sanders

is falling and failing in even

her Red base.

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Bill Smith's avatar

"find out which one fills up first"? As my grandfather used to say, "I wouldn't slam the outhouse door that hard". Perfect!

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Ransom Rideout's avatar

Whew! The cup tweenst me ears runneth over with odorous matter profound...

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Leigh Silverton, Ph.D.'s avatar

You will be a hero in my memoir if I ever finish it. Who am I? noboody but you never know around here. - here meaning LA.

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