As proof that the average American is too fucking stupid to pour piss out of their proverbial boot, I submit the experience I had 15 minutes ago, crossing a busy street (with the traffic light) and nearly being killed when the brain-dead @#$%$$#@!! who was so busy with her fucking cellphone that she didn't notice her foot had slipped off…
As proof that the average American is too fucking stupid to pour piss out of their proverbial boot, I submit the experience I had 15 minutes ago, crossing a busy street (with the traffic light) and nearly being killed when the brain-dead @#$%$$#@!! who was so busy with her fucking cellphone that she didn't notice her foot had slipped off the brake pedal of the @#$%##@!! SUV she was too busy with her cellphone to pay attention to and looked up in complete amazement when I smacked the hood of the damn oversized collection of scrap iron when it moved right in front of me as I was crossing in the damn crosswalk.
That's your average American: glued to their fucking cellphone (why oh why can't Skynet send the Terminator back to kill the inventor of the fuckinggoddamncellphone a year before he mentions the idea to anyone?), driving an ugly piece of shit too big for them to control, oblivious to the world beyond the end of their nose.
And that wasn't the first time such a thing has happened, merely the most recent.
A friend told me yesterday that “an old lady” was driving down The Legacy Trail yesterday peering over her steering shell wondering why joggers, bicycles, and walkers were fleeing out of her way. 🙄
As proof that the average American is too fucking stupid to pour piss out of their proverbial boot, I submit the experience I had 15 minutes ago, crossing a busy street (with the traffic light) and nearly being killed when the brain-dead @#$%$$#@!! who was so busy with her fucking cellphone that she didn't notice her foot had slipped off the brake pedal of the @#$%##@!! SUV she was too busy with her cellphone to pay attention to and looked up in complete amazement when I smacked the hood of the damn oversized collection of scrap iron when it moved right in front of me as I was crossing in the damn crosswalk.
That's your average American: glued to their fucking cellphone (why oh why can't Skynet send the Terminator back to kill the inventor of the fuckinggoddamncellphone a year before he mentions the idea to anyone?), driving an ugly piece of shit too big for them to control, oblivious to the world beyond the end of their nose.
And that wasn't the first time such a thing has happened, merely the most recent.
You can never go wrong expecting the moron in the oversized SUV to do something incredibly dangerous - to you! - at any moment.
A friend told me yesterday that “an old lady” was driving down The Legacy Trail yesterday peering over her steering shell wondering why joggers, bicycles, and walkers were fleeing out of her way. 🙄
*steering wheel”