This is by my friend Barry Friedman, a very funny comedian (even if he does stay in Tulsa, where The Stoopid is thick enough it’s “catching,” but then he’s New York and Jewish so you know it rolls off like water off a duck). Barry writes a very funny Substack. He also wrote a very funny book about his father, Jack, who stopped entertaining us all last year more’s the pity.
For comparison, here's the real one this morning on "Truth Anti-Social":
“He [Engoron] should resign from the ‘Bench. and be sanctioned by the Courts for his abuse of power, and his intentional and criminal interference with the Presidential Election of 2024, of which I am leading all candidates, both Republican & Democrat, by significant margins. Likewise, Letitia James should resign for purposeful and criminal Election Interference. She is fully aware that Mar-a-Lago, and other assets, are worth much more than what she is claiming. Both of these Democrat Operatives are a disgrace to New York, and to the United States of America!”
This is so good, so spot-on it is painfully hilarious. I do hope Barry does not drain his life's energy spewing this reality drivel. I will read his book about Jack.
This is so spot on - the run on sentences (or words and phrases), the punctuation or lack thereof, the all caps, the word salad, the snark. I laughed and also shared, although I do realize that it is classified and I could get in trouble bigly especially if the deranged Jack Smith finds out.
He's got the brain burps down perfectly. But I saw a photo of Friedman once and he looks just like Joe Montana, so he can only write this as opposed to trying to pull it off as a Netflix stand-up monologue where it would be clear he doesn't have enough portly to be convincing as DJT..
Tom, us heathens will have to take care of him once his brain turns to mush and Melissa leaves, Nina disowns him as does GtG. Oklahoma's the place where you lose 15 points on your IQ (unless you're Jewish and from NY - or just visiting). With our luck, we'll take care of him long enough to find his hooker girlfriend, who'll take pity on him and let us leave, but probably not.
Here we thought he was bad with Peggums, but now, he's channeling Crooked Dick Donny. We warned him. Did he listen (does he ever)? I think not.
For comparison, here's the real one this morning on "Truth Anti-Social":
“He [Engoron] should resign from the ‘Bench. and be sanctioned by the Courts for his abuse of power, and his intentional and criminal interference with the Presidential Election of 2024, of which I am leading all candidates, both Republican & Democrat, by significant margins. Likewise, Letitia James should resign for purposeful and criminal Election Interference. She is fully aware that Mar-a-Lago, and other assets, are worth much more than what she is claiming. Both of these Democrat Operatives are a disgrace to New York, and to the United States of America!”
Good try TC but I think " There are good people on both sides" says it all. 🤡🎃💩
This is so good, so spot-on it is painfully hilarious. I do hope Barry does not drain his life's energy spewing this reality drivel. I will read his book about Jack.
This is so spot on - the run on sentences (or words and phrases), the punctuation or lack thereof, the all caps, the word salad, the snark. I laughed and also shared, although I do realize that it is classified and I could get in trouble bigly especially if the deranged Jack Smith finds out.
You know your buddy gets Trump when his stuff is just as painful to read as Trump’s texts.
I feel for the guy. 🤦🏻♂️
I can't believe you let FOTP in here. I thought I was safe.
He's a sneaky one, isn't he?
Paul, no one is safe from the Plainsman. He's like the Borg. Resistance is futile.
Transcribed word salad…almost as unintelligible as the oral version…
He's got the brain burps down perfectly. But I saw a photo of Friedman once and he looks just like Joe Montana, so he can only write this as opposed to trying to pull it off as a Netflix stand-up monologue where it would be clear he doesn't have enough portly to be convincing as DJT..
The written word lives.
Tom, us heathens will have to take care of him once his brain turns to mush and Melissa leaves, Nina disowns him as does GtG. Oklahoma's the place where you lose 15 points on your IQ (unless you're Jewish and from NY - or just visiting). With our luck, we'll take care of him long enough to find his hooker girlfriend, who'll take pity on him and let us leave, but probably not.
Here we thought he was bad with Peggums, but now, he's channeling Crooked Dick Donny. We warned him. Did he listen (does he ever)? I think not.
Barry can make a rotten word salad with best of them!
Wow! Thanks. Adding his Substack now and the book in the future.
That’s great. Thank you for introducing him. I will subscribe to his Substack
Thanks TC. A year's worth of this is a bestseller waiting to happen.
Read his book "Jack Sh*t" - it is a best-seller.