EL BLOBBO GETS PUNCHED

Hopefully, the first of many "bad weeks"

El Blobbo del Mar A Lardo isn’t having a good week.

He picked the wrong wannabee congressional critter in a special election down in Texas. Turns out the dead guy’s widow was a stiff on the campaign trail. Former “nasal radiator” (a joke term in the naval aviator community) Ellzey beat her like like the dead horse she was - with the help of some votes from Democrats. He’s not much better as regards policy, but he’s the guy El Blobbo turned down. A loss for El Blobbo is a loss for El Blobbo, and I’ll take one where I find it.

The opening hearing of the 1/6 Special Committee gave a good preview of the kind of story El Blobbo and his toadies in the GOP are going to be dealing with for the next year. And the DOJ told his fellow White House conspirators that they can’t hide behind “executive privilege.” Turns out it’s true - there is no “privilege” for planning and carrying out treason against the republic.

A federal judge ruled that Mo Brooks (R-peckerwood) wasn’t acting in his official capacity as a congresscritter when he exhorted the insurrectionists to commit insurrection. Since El Blobbo is a co-defendant in this suit by Eric Swallwell, and was making the same excuse Brooks was, we can expect him to be told that the president doesn’t have “absolute immunity” to try and overthrow the government.

And despite his threat to the GOP Senators that “very many primaries will be coming your way” if they voted in favor of the American Jobs Plan, 17 of them (18 if you count the guy who wasn’t there who said he supported it), including Mitch McConnell, voted to debate the bill. Turns out, even a Republican Senator can get a hint of how the wind is blowing when 72% of Das Base say they like all that infrastructure stuff. We had “Infrastructure Week” while El Blobbo had “infrastructure weak.”

And he and fellow talentless sex predator Bill O’Lielly are still not selling out their Fleece The Rubes Tour.

Make no mistake, he may be dumber than a bag of rocks taken off the fairway at his golf course, but “Clowns with flamethrowers still have flamethrowers.”

Then again, he may finally eat one hamberder too many any day now. He’s old, medically obese, in bad health, doesn’t exercise, and has a “killer” diet. He may yet Make America Great Again with his permanent departure.

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