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Oct 7, 2023Liked by TCinLA

And don’t forget tfg also awarded Devin Nunes and Rush Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Freedom. The malignant narcissist apparently saw his reflection in the pond scum floating around and put medals on them.

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yes! I'd forgotten about those two. there's a REASON FOR THAT...

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Well, of course I agree and this is well done, but there's a key point: Every single republican in Congress was a January 6 conspirator.

Every. Single. One.

And before someone talks about Liz Cheney or Mitt Rmoney, did they leave the republican party as a result? No. Mittens got attention for how he glared at Josh Hawley. To quote an old character, wowsie-wowsie-woo-woo. What courage!

Until everybody else realizes that the entirety of the republican party is a terrorist organization, it really doesn't matter whether it's Kremlin Kevin, the Bakersfield Benedict Arnold without the physical courage, or Steve "David Duke without the baggage" Scalise, or Dennis Hastert Pedophile Award winner Gym Jordan, they're still the republican party.

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Word is Cheney is leaving the party and is going to campaign against Trump. But the rest of them? there's 137 of them that are traitors. Interestingly, Chip Roy voted to confirm the electoral college vote.

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If she wants to be an Independent and endorse Democrats up and down the ticket, fine. Because the problem isn't just Orange Julius.

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That appears to be what will happen.

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I suppose they hadn't gotten to him yet.

the only thing enviable about Chip Roy is his ability to shave unnaturally close. or is that a makeup thing he learned from Little Matt Gaetz?

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Democrats say that Roy is actually a guy who plays by the rules and whose word is good. He has participated in some bipartisan legislation.

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your last five words reminded me of one of those Irving Pichel voiceovers at the end of a John Ford cavalry movie. y'know..."wherever they burned, pillaged, murdered or destroyed, it became the United States..."

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Marvelous post! It was fun to read and I learned a lot.

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Flattery will get you *everywhere* David. :-)

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Including getting me a good belly laugh!!!

The gift that keeps on giving!

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Jordan as Speaker essentially means tfg as Speaker and by extension Putin. Imagine that. And on another note: what does Jordan know about the pipe bomber?

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An interesting question.

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one thing I've been loving is that video they keep showing of Jordan being "interviewed" about the phone calls he made on Jan. 6th.

it's funny how really BADLY these scumbags do when they're caught...as if they walked right out of a textbook on interrogations...stuttering, swallowing words, avoiding the camera, losing their already-pathetic mastery of English syntax...

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Yes, he's not a very good liar under interrogation.

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Yes, that's been subtly buried, hasn't it? When I first saw the surveillance videos of the bomb carrier I suspected it was a woman because of the gait (FBI says gaits can be as telling as voices.). Been puzzling over it ever since.

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I thought the same thing. And I also thought that whoever it was seemed very familiar with the area, which led me to believe it was someone who lived in the area or worked nearby.

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“Jungle Gym Jordan (R-Van Heusen)”

So funny!!!

But seriously, folks, this is such a sensible piece. Analytically solid, new facts, fresh perspectives. Need to spread the word so this gets a wider reading.

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every word true and, I would have thought, common knowledge. but that appears not to be the case. in any event, the way this whole party is behaving even surprises ME, which is saying something. I literally believe that on any given day, you could stick your hand in a hat, pull out an opinion and they'd run with it, even if contradicted what they ran with the day before. their ideological coherence is exactly THAT coherent. and oh yeah...they'll run with ANYTHING that seems to make Democrats angry.

this is NOT how a political party works.

and another "oh yeah"...it's not working.

one wonders how long they can keep this run going.

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Lovely post, TC. Just lovely.👍 I see headlines in my crystal ball where Stinky Gym

Jordan is concerned and his

"no nothing about sexual abuse" as assistant coach.

That hasn't worked out well

for the other coaches, ass't

coaches and team docs. As

a matter of fact, 1 of those

coaches, found guilty, just

off'd himself the other day.

NYTIMES was happy to spread the news. Gymmy

could off himself right out

outof congress.

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sigh. David Frum has his year wrong. Things will come crashing down in November 23 when the budget is stalled. Wonder what even the MAGATS will say when the GOP spends lavishly on primaries while the lack of TSA shuts down air travel.

I actually wonder how valuable trump's endorsement is nowadays. MSM may not know about his most recent insanities, but the congressmen sure do. And they can be sure that the Dems will point these things out even if the NYT stays stony silent.

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The Senate can pass a CR and send to the House, where a discharge petition can be filed, and then 212 Democrats and six Republicans who don't want to jump off the bridge that day (possibly New Yorkers who get called to donor meetings on Wall Street where they get 'what-for") and the CR (If Shumer is smart, it will be until January 2025) is passed. Not easy, but possible.

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hope so. They better get moving, because that can't happen till thirty days after they file the petition. I just looked it up.

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Oct 7, 2023Liked by TCinLA

Yo bud, no more happy pills for you.

Great summation of the traitors, but I had to reread the part where you wrote Gym's election would be a disaster for the thugs

In my passive ladylike ways always devoted to nurturing, I must say, WHO GIVES A FUCK! A disaster for the republican party is what I've been hoping for way before the trump years. They are drowning I wanna throw them an anchor. Everything awful in this country can be traced to the thugs. If we put up a white board with red yarn and post-it notes this CBS procedural crime show would be over before the first HIMS commercial.

Let Jr varsity rapist take the job, how much more fucking damage can he do?

Republicans are a cancer that has metastasized. Fuck them and their slavish devotion to the oligarchs and fascists.

Great blog. Have a nice day

As Jack Warner so eloquently stated, "Include me out."

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As usual, Judes, we're in complete agreement. A "disaster for the Republican party" is a good thing, in that the current iteration of that party needs to go the way of the Whigs and the Know Nothings. That said, we need to support the actual conservatives in building something not infected with fascism. The laws of aerodynamics apply to politics: the eagle cannot fly with just one wing. As much as I like living in California with a Democratic governing majority, there is some really stupid shit flying around that might not have gotten off the ground in that form had there been someone able to critique it effectively before launch.

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Bravo! I love the way you think.

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Thanks

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It’s Howdy Doody Time!

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Oct 7, 2023·edited Oct 7, 2023Author

He isn't worth a dime

He looks like Frankenstein

And smells like turpentine!

(I still remember the 8-year old's version of the song)

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That’s great, TC. You’re at least one up.

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Another magnificent post TC, and an inspiration to think BIG! My friend Caitey told me yesterday that a falling walnut had cracked her windshield, a sign she said, at least in her world of Reiki practitioners and Aquarian Fire Masters, that something BIG was about to happen in America. I said let's hope it's the long yearned for peoples' revolt against the illegitimate Republican Party, corrupt Supreme Court, and the abject dysfunction of the congress of the United States that's necessary to restore the foundations of Democracy and launch the prosecution of the traitors in the GOP who have been plotting to overthrow the Constitution and install the narcissist nutcase Paul Street calls the "BIGest asshole in the history of the world."

That would be Donald J. Trump, of course, the BIGGEST of the BIG MAGA morons, who handed out Presidential Medals of Freedom like cheap trinkets that are now perceived as fascist tokens of dishonor in the minds of people with brains that still function. The recipients comprise the leaders of a rabble of Trump's enablers in insurrection and their medals have now ironically assumed the unintended status as a handy means of identifying the treasonous rascals. Putting these traitors in the slammer would be a BIG step forward in making America the citadel of freedom the Founders dreamed it would be, instead of the corporatized prison ruled by privileged reptiles in a foul smelling swamp in Washington, D.C. the GOP intends it to be.

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"Everything about Jordan’s career suggests that his failure will be of operatic proportions..." Love this, TC. You had some gems in there today (loved the grenade with the pin out bouncing among the repubs visual).

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If I was a staffer for a leading Congressional Democrat, with their permission and approval, I'd be gathering commitments from 15 or so Republicans to support either Don Bacon or Hakeem Jeffries for Speaker and to keep the arrangement quiet until nominations are opened. Anything else is at best a short-term solution and a bad one. Don't know if there is anyone like that though.

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What a great post!! And, it really was high time! It's stunning information that somehow never gets told! Thank you, dear one. Now, I hope you get some rest this weekend!

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Oct 7, 2023Liked by TCinLA

Thanks can I throw the first punch

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Yes!

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Butthead for Speaker? Equaled only by Beavis (Gaetz) for Chief Intern Hustler. Vote,Vote, VOTE!

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