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I do wish that Every Time 45 or one of his sycophants says Harris, as VP, had four years with the Biden administration to get "things" done, whoever is present would reply "you had four years As President" to get things done, and you really screwed up (applying whichever example is appropriate to the moment - there are so many). Why does the "had your chance" rule apply to a VP and not equally to 45 when he was President?

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He had his chance to help all of us during the pandemic. Instead, he closed down the pandemic response units in both the White House AND the CDC, and fired those who worked in them. Over a million people died because of his ineptitude. Some things I just can’t forgive.

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Only response that would fit, he did jack schitt

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But hey, he's *thinking* about coming up with a plan to deal with health care!

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I’d call him a scaredy cat but that’s insulting to fine felines everywhere, especially yours and Taylor Swift’s.

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Don't foeget, Cats have courage.

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And, they have smarty-paws.

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Linda Ronstadt came out for Harris today as an unmarried, adoptive single parent, and Cat Lady. He’s just a chicken.

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I think I'm 🎶 going to love [Linda Ronstadt] for a long- long time🎶

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Even chickens have better character than Drumph. Ask Joyce Vance.

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Thanks, Tom. I saw the Headline. Frankly, I don't give a damn. Kamala would just mop the floor with him again. He never answers the questions asked by the moderators, and they never really try to control him. In 9 years he has nothing new to say - as Kamala says - just the same old tired playbook. The man is both too stupid and too lazy to learn how to govern. No wonder, our own, dear oligarchs love him so much. Like a happy little lap dog he does anything they ask of him. Who could ask for anything more?

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Stupid. Lazy. Those are two of the three most important descriptive of the orange sadist. I'll add "corrupt". (Oh, guess I should add a fourth: "sadistic".)

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I'd add "unwilling": too stupid, too lazy, and totally unwilling to learn how to govern.

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Agreed

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Yes.

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This bears repeating, Fay. “The man is both too stupid and too lazy to learn how to govern. No wonder, our own, dear oligarchs love him so much. Like a happy little lap dog he does anything they ask of him. Who could ask for anything more?”

Not just our own dear oligarchs love him. There’s world leaders like Viktor Orban. . .

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Excellent!

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Putin loves him, enough said

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Putin uses him for his own ends. A subtle difference, perhaps, but there we are.

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“Ate him for lunch”

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Hmm... Maybe not so subtle. Being used by the dictator of a foreign country is commonly known as treason.

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SHOCKER! ⁿᵒ…ⁿᵒ…ⁿᵒᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ

“She was exquisitely well prepared, she laid traps, and he chased every rabbit down every hole instead of talking about the things that he should have been talking about. This is the difference between someone who is well prepared and someone who is unprepared.”

former Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey, a disgraced Republican

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Another 'Debate" could easily produce another 700,00 more Swifties registering to vote!

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👏👏👏

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As Jeff would say, BOO FUCKIN HOOO! Here's a binky.

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Is the Walz/Vance face off still on? After Donnie Doo Doo’s shellacking, does the GOP want their #2 bozo to get trampled, too? Not that it matters since the main event is over and who really cares about the warm up act at a concert?

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I’m hoping that the Army CSM with 20 years in will wipe the floor with the Marine Corporal.

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Who sat in a trailer behind the lines.

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An air-conditioned trailer.

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That would certainly be worth the watch.

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First, #2 bozo has to ask Peter Thiel for permission.

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I hear that most municipalities are taking red meat for methane composting these days.

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When danger reared its ugly head,

Brave Sir Donald turned tail and fled,

Yes, Brave Sir Donald turned about,

And gallantly he chickened out,

Swiftly taking to his feet,

He beat a very brave retreat.

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🏆🏆🏆

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In keeping with the cat theme now we have a Fraidy Cat, poor, poor DT, no body loves him anymore!

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Typical writing from The Hill: "some polls" and "often succeeding"...I watched the debate and I saw and heard what I saw and heard. I grade this poorly written piece D-.

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He’s not crazy enough to have the press call him a loser again, even if it was only for the few minutes before he set them straight in the “spin room.” Unf**kingbelievable

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Potty mouth coming. (David,

please take note.🤣)

He's scared shirtless and so

are his handlers and

campaign buffoons.

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"some polls" ??? (Is this a joke? Hope so!)

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In three weeks, when Ohio, Texas and Florida all show Harris leading, he'll change his tune in a New York Minute.

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I'm shocked. Shocked.

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big fucking surprise. not.

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