It's sad that the conduct of the Republican extremists in congress has reduced the language of American political discourse to the level of scribblings on a shit house wall, but here we are. So taking up the theme of the GOP's fecal performance as a political force, I just want to mention that If these MAGA Morons don't get their heads o…
It's sad that the conduct of the Republican extremists in congress has reduced the language of American political discourse to the level of scribblings on a shit house wall, but here we are. So taking up the theme of the GOP's fecal performance as a political force, I just want to mention that If these MAGA Morons don't get their heads out of their asses, the shit sandwiches they're intent on feeding to the American people are likely to be served on burnt toast. Unbeknownst to them, there is such a phenomenon as climate change, as well as many other urgent matters that require astute governance on the part of the so called representatives of the people, but these loose stools are oblivious to reality in their quest to constipate the legislative process on behalf of the God of their despicable misunderstanding, the Tangerine Turd himself, Donald J. Trump. Yes, folks, there are some peanuts in this poop that indicate a diet designed to cause serious anal fissures and other catastrophic health outcomes for the body politic if curative measures aren't deployed soon. To stretch this vulgar metaphor one step further, the only thing to do in the midst of all this feculence is to flush the toilet and pray that toxic residue doesn't back up in the bowl.
It's sad that the conduct of the Republican extremists in congress has reduced the language of American political discourse to the level of scribblings on a shit house wall, but here we are. So taking up the theme of the GOP's fecal performance as a political force, I just want to mention that If these MAGA Morons don't get their heads out of their asses, the shit sandwiches they're intent on feeding to the American people are likely to be served on burnt toast. Unbeknownst to them, there is such a phenomenon as climate change, as well as many other urgent matters that require astute governance on the part of the so called representatives of the people, but these loose stools are oblivious to reality in their quest to constipate the legislative process on behalf of the God of their despicable misunderstanding, the Tangerine Turd himself, Donald J. Trump. Yes, folks, there are some peanuts in this poop that indicate a diet designed to cause serious anal fissures and other catastrophic health outcomes for the body politic if curative measures aren't deployed soon. To stretch this vulgar metaphor one step further, the only thing to do in the midst of all this feculence is to flush the toilet and pray that toxic residue doesn't back up in the bowl.
That's very good, Stewart.
Our only hope is to get out the plunger of democracy - er, vote - in 2024 and force these sinkers back to the plumbing pipes of their hometowns.
Ah, so colorful. The toxic residue is going straight into the Potomac, bypassing the water filtration department
Well done, sir! Exceptional command of all feculent language and ass-ociated metaphors.
Chuckles and guffaws abound!