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Musk has had a security clearance related to his military contracts; Vivek probably not yet. MTG gets one because she's an elected official. All three are attention seeking big mouths who should never be entrusted with classified information. Which brings me to the following speculative point: If federal employees who have clearances and access to sensitive information are broomed out, might they not become so embittered that they would become security risks? There are all kinds of unintended consequences these chimps will be exposing us to. And then they'll run away.

I hope the dystopic duo starts with the Dept. of the Interior and heads for the Rockies where strange things have been known to happen to hikers.

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Elected official and greedy lying traitorous bitch are not mutually exclusive

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These ass clowns could fuck up a one car parade.

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Elon,Vivek and MTG…what could possibly go wrong ? The clown shown continues.🤡

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I actually watched this. Never heard him speak before. This creep hasn't left HS. Kinda explains his unwell sexual behavior. He never grew up and some influence taught him to disrespect and degrade not just women, but the other kids too.

He really is a POS.

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It is easier to destroy, requires no skill at all.

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OMG! Remember the "smart" move of the orange felon to prove a hurricane was actually going to hit Alma? A sharpie marker drew the equivalent of a boner. And that says everything there is to say about the chaos the sharpie will once more cause. I guess the only thing that may be sharp in this horror show IS the sharpie. I'm waiting for creative editorial cartoonists to turn The Sharpie into the star it deserves to become. It might even star in an opera like The Nose of Shoshtakovich. Stalin died before he could send Dimitri to Siberia. The Sharpie will be busy blanking out anything that comes close to being in the least truthful while fulfilling its less than 50% popular vote "mandate" to screw the nation over, all while making cushy deals with putin, Xi, Kim, orban, and any other fascist dictator. Bondi will brush her hair and smirk. The Worm will direct RFK's eyes to glow red as he chooses to deny infants, children, their parents or any human for that matter to get vaccines. Why, come to think of it, there is an entire constellation of creatures that will make Get Out look like a happy summer blockbuster.

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Linda, little Kim broke up with him. He is in love with Vlad now. I know, it's not easy to keep up with JHS romances. Middle school for the younger folks here.

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😅😅😅

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actually, wasn't "Get Out" already a happy summer blockbuster? it sure was for Jordan Peele and the super actor Daniel Kaluuya. and a very good thing indeed that it was.

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Crusaders of the lost Ark 😆😆.

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Very well done. Only problem is I did not expect to be on the sharpe end of a sword.

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We must stay engaged with our elected officials and institutions that will fight these assholes. Tie them into pretzels in Congress and use the money democratic (and Democratic) organizations have to stall their engine.

I can't predict how much the SCOTUS ruling on the Chevron Rules will affect any of their attempts to disrupt. It could be significant as precedent.

This is a seemingly small thing, but it affects people without a lot of money. Planned Parenthood is a healthcare provider. It's not woke unless helping families is woke. It will be a big deal for family planning and general healthcare.

I live in a state that keeps as many state employees as possible working at home. Funny, the pandemic showed them that it saves taxpayers money. The state has been able to sell buildings because they were able to send people home. I have family members who work for the state and they are working just as hard as they were from an office.

That's just a couple of their ideas that don't reflect reality.

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Mucky Musk wants to

impregnate lots of women;

trying his best to correct that

faulty gene of his that "changed his son into a woman".

Marjorie Green Goon is from

a state with a very restrictive

abortion ban AND if Trumpty

Dumpy gets his way, there

may be a national ban. Since

the Green Goon and Mucky

Musk will undoubtedly have

lots of closed and closet

office meetings, I'd keep an

eye on her Trumified tummy.

Will they monitor her period?

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I think she's "over-age."

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You would have to put a bag over your own head to find her attractive.

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I doubt it. once you started hearing THAT idiotic voice sounding like she was experiencing some pleasure, you'd wilt like an orchid the day after the prom...

plus, I don't like thinking about some of the places that mouth has been.

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According to her ex-husband in his divorce testimony, you're right.

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I guess Ramasmarmy debasing himself by riding a garbage truck shortly before the election paid off.

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God dammit! I am taking a news break, but I always get lured in by your headlines, Tom.

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fuck these dumb fucks. they will have covered themselves in shit very, very quickly.

Musk is by now certifiable (of course, he might finesse this by buying a bunch of psychiatric hospitals); I continue to believe that Ramaswamy is the substandard beta test of a new android.

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David, he and JD are beta testing a new version of android. JD takes too long to charge. Vivek tries to absorb Musk's insane rambling and stalls.

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I like that about Vivek.

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you really give him that much credit for having human feelings? remarkably charitable of you, Tom. the Bloch quote is sensational. it would have hit a little harder if you'd explained that he was murdered by the Nazis for being Jewish.

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Yeah, the second draft is always better than the first.

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You make me laugh even when delivering the ugly latest state-of-the-union overview. It makes this era tolerable and sometimes, even hopeful - thank you.

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I’m not confident we’ll have a free and fair election at the mid terms. On top of that, we’ve seen how manipulated the American public is. The right wing disinformation mega phone is huge.

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So you advocate surrender in advance?

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We didn’t have one this time…

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Sometimes I think it's like watching the Three Stooges, but the Three Stooges were making jokes in real life, where we live. Actually I think it's more like watching cartoons, where the jokes are in a world made up to suit the characters. Each new cartoon features a world suited to it's specific characters.

This is really what we are living through - RFK Jr in healthcare, Elmo in efficiency, WWE in education, Gaetz at DOJ - they are all like that.

And it's not at all funny.

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Truth. Hope we survive.

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Star Date March 2nd 2025

Elmo realizes that El Jeffy Trumpo has effectively told him “Thanks for the Campaign cash and I appreciate your willingness to volunteer, however your services are no longer relevant ”

Elmo immediately threatens to “primary” Donny but fails to understand what that means to a second term president

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I'd laugh my head off if it wasn't so horrific. Frankly, I sincerely doubt trumpscum will be President that long, his dementia worsens daily. Evil twin Vance is as knowledgeable about running any government as trumpscum so who knows if it will be better or worse

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