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Excellent summary -- I don't think we're anywhere near enough sufficiently terrified of what JD Vance represents.

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Agree, with so much focus on TFG, not so much attention has been spent on the underling. He's a dangerous fellow...

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And Trump is too egocentricaly stupid to realize just how dangerous Vance is. The Tweedle Twins probably recognize their best hope of an early inheritance lies with Vance.

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Assholes like Vance are the ones who start civil wars! Great profile of this fascist bastard!

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I keep trying to figure out how they’re going to fuck up the election - especially with Elon and all.

You can add Leonard Leo to the list you put together and we’ve really got ourselves a party! Seriously though, a considerable number of these people either were or have converted to (a pretty radical version of) Catholicism too.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/catholic-right-celebrity-conversion-industrial-complex

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Exactly. As I read it, I thought immediately about a young (former personal trainer) who is a former radical Catholic, now a converted radical evangelical Catholic, who, being in his thirties and smarter than anyone else on the planet, thinks exactly like these bros. It smacks of a subculture of white men who dream of a patriarchal society, where they live like kings and everyone else works for them. They are empty, and a little too big for their own britches. Unfortunately, some, like JD, are easy manipulated by the Peter Thiels of this world yet have enough brains to adopt the Thiel strategies to use against others on his own personal behalf.

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And just like that, Mother Jones dropped this deep dive into the *TheoBros* - or the freaks with influence over the techbros who want to turn America into a theocracy, starting with repealing the 19th amendment. JFC. What’s with these dudes and patriarchy?

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/09/theobros-jd-vance-christian-nationalism/

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Remember, they all started out as basement-dwelling social dorks women avoided.

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So instead of messing with little children, they’ll f over the country. Yay, Catholics! Yes, I was one.

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Actually, it’s really the elite Catholic men who are the problem here. I studied with scores of nuns who were smart, forward thinking and HUMBLE. And childless.

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Brava Ellen!

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Yes, thank you Tom. And just

maybe that's the "plan". Get

Trump/Vance elected and

a few months later Trump

steps down due to health or

mental illness. If we don't

take the House, Mikey

Johnson is next in line to i

move up to VP if this

happens, right?

Think of all the billions these

techi bros have. Musk alone

is headed to be the 1st

trillionaire. He and Theil have

their own history. Then

there's Zuckerberg too, who

has been changing quite a

bit over the last 2 yrs.

Creepy and chilling.

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That is a fantastic summary, TC. The only thing I would add is this: If they get their desires and overthrow the current "regime" or method of governing, they will only replace it with their own corruption, their own tyranny and oligarchy. They will impose their beliefs upon the riff raff, the unwashed masses that they deem not sophisticated enough to govern themselves.

I am sure Vance, Musk, Thiel, et al see trump as the opening for them to become the master race.

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Yes. Musk is already attempting to repopulate the time zones where he travels, and I suspect it won't be enough for him to spread his seed; somewhere in a lab his DNA is stored for when the cloning begins.

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Scariest thought ever

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Beat me to it.

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Two random ideas:

1/ Vance smells a bit like Aaron Burr, yes?

2. It seems that these acolytes of the New Right or post-liberalism (I’ve seen both used and we need to settle on a label), are largely pre-Vatican II Roman Catholics. We know Roman Catholicism had been driving a few of the Supreme Court justices for a couple decades. The close alignment between an organized religion and a political movement is discomforting in the extreme. We recall how people worried in 1960 that Kennedy would be taking orders from Rome. Liberals of the day fought back against the bigotry of those attacks. But now we are seeing something different. I fear the sectarian battle that seems to loom on the horizon.

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Me too.

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We relaxed and now it time to ring the alarm bells again. These cretins didn’t have Rose Kennedy saying that “those to whom Much is given, much is expected.” Hope it’s not too late to fight back. And I thought it was just crazy chump. The MAGAts think they will be part of the ruling red hats, but they will just be the new slaves

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Wow, powerful, scathing!

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Opus Dei anyone?

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wow, yeah. a hairshirt might look very becoming on Vance. and the little whip thing those guys carry would feel nice in ANY hand bringing it down on ANY part of Vance's anatomy.

I saw an article last month or thereabouts on Vance's "conversion." it wasn't your usual "I'll go to the priest in the corner search and go on from there. it was "I'm gonna go to the most famous Catholic intellectuals [an oxymoron, perhaps?] I can find and get the most "elite instruction" available in my generation." what a prick.

this stuff about these scumbags knowingly pushing a dangerous lie in Ohio and ruining the environment in what looks like a nice town for god knows how long has been anatomized by many other people much more competently than I could manage. is this as low as they go?

no fucking way...there are WEEKS left.

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I must have read the same article. Conversion @2019 as I remember. Guess he wants to play with the big boys. I want to see Miss Sassy Vance go down in flames. Those poor residents. And they just won’t stop. And North Carolina? Dear gawd.

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Tis is all his desperate way of not being "Hillbilly white trash," which is what he is and what he hates, which is why he wrote that book.

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He and Trump share somewhat aligned backgrounds . Outside looking in.

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All too many of let’s say ‘Kennedy Catholics’ are now part of the Opus Dei programmed right wing practitioners supporting white nationalism and the subjugation of all those not ‘like them’!

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Catholics have seemed to have always had divided loyalties. And the ones I know seem to think they have dibs on heaven. Lots of surprises coming up, I would guess.

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And they have a solid Majority on SCOTUS, thanks to the talking Mango

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Excellent essay, TC. Rich, white, male, and a firm belief they are the cream of the crop, and full of the hubris their accident of birth provides them.

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21st Century revision of enlightened despotism…same old rotting garbage wrapped up in a pretty box to attract the rubes is all it is. Then the rubes will be surprised when their new masters chain them to their oars to propel the corporate ship of state.

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Excellent

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I suggest ‘wrapped in a fetid box..’! Nothing pretty about their fascism!

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Brilliant essay. Seems like the billionaires are pursuing a hostile takeover of the country. With the blessing of the AG, the Sup Ct, and the sycophants who fear for their lives or sell out. PTSD society ... Post Truth Status Dystopia. Orwell would not be surprised.

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If we don’t win overwhelming up and down the ballot, we are probably toast. And Opus Dei will dance on our graves.

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Exactly right.

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Opps. Posted before I saw this.

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Their "new right" sure looks like a stale rehash of historical so-called elites taking over, like the nazis in Germany and the communists in Russia and China. And they're really not that different from plain old conservative repubs like Reagan, Nixon, Newt, Dick Cheney, etc.

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They strike me as an amalgam of libertarian and evangelical at heart but with the Opus Dei gang out front because they are better dressers. At any rate, groups that call themselves "New" anything or other are merely advertizing and propagandizing. I'm surprised they don't promote themselves as the NEW Young Guns in order to seize the adoration of the SecAmen crowd, a group that might normally be suspicious of them. Bottom Line: New is just a growing patina on the old because the shine wears off quite quickly. (McCarthy, Cantor, and Ryan--Where are they now?)

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Thanks for digging into this Tom. I've had a nagging suspicion about Vance ascending to the presidency.

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I think that's his plan. The 25th would suit him just fine.

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I’m going to have to reread and let this one sink in. I can’t imagine the new right ever considering the common good. It’s always been about making the most money, taking, taking, taking, and yet imposing their narrow minded views on the rest of us.

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That's what they mean when they say "common good." Words no longer mean the same thing to the different sides nowadays.

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Even the "word" common particularly as in the "Commons" or common grounds or ....

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Excellent deep-dive TC.

Government by an elite core, in league with corporate interests and conservative religion is a definition of fascism. A premise and justification for fascism is that ordinary people are not fit to govern themselves.

Here’s a quote from G.I. Gurdjieff: (for lack of a better words, he could be called a mystic or highly conscious human being)

“A considerable percentage of the people we meet on the street are people who are empty inside, that is, they are actually already dead. It is fortunate for us that we do not see and do not know it. If we knew what a number of people are actually dead and what a number of these dead people govern our lives, we should go mad with horror.”

To which I’d add, as an edit, another of his: “That which does not consciously grow, degenerates”

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That's such an insightful quote. Chilling accurate, I'm afraid.

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Sadly true, in my estimation. Zombie power

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Those empty containers are where woke goes to die.

But what are we teaching our children? We have the wrong criteria for who a teacher, or a leader for that matter, should be.

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I’m talking in the larger sense if you zoom way out. For now we are fortunate to have K. Harris.

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TC, that was one of your best "armor piercing" essays of that distinct group "called to serve God" but not in a 'spiritual' sense. I need to go back & watch Luis Bunuel's 'The Milky Way', ' La Voie Lactee'.

Thank you, brilliant.

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He is a fascist, and echoes Ceausescu in many eerie ways. "The fetus is the property of the society!" "Anyone who doesn't have children is the enemy of the state!" After 25 years of hell -- of starvation, of utter terror -- the Romanians finally became free of the monstrous Ceausescu. Unsurprisingly in a country where people suffered from extreme poverty, after his arrest he was found to have billions of dollars of gold and belongings in his palace. Is this what we want in America? This is what JD Vance promises us.

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Under Ceausescu mothers with at least 10 children were “heroine mothers”….yes, this is what JD Vance promises us.

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Yes, I'd forgotten that part. (Who cares if the 10 children were starving to death, and were all trained to spy on their families and report on them to the "authorities"?)

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