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Jeff Teidrich outdid himself this morning:

Republicans are fucking terrified right now. they should be.

Our candidate is young, energetic, smart, and can speak in complete sentences — and her veep is your favorite uncle who taught you how to fish.

Their candidate is a quadrice-indicted twice-impeached once-convicted popular-vote-losing adderall-huffing insurrection-leading ear-diapering testimony-ducking judge-threatening lawyer-ignoring witness-tampering day-one-dictatoring disabled-veteran-dishonoring inheritance-squandering rube-fleecing clown-makeup-smearing language-mangling sneaker-hawking serial-sexual-predating draft-dodging casino-bankrupting butler-bullying daughter-perving hush-money-paying real-estate-scamming bone-spur-faking ketchup-hurling justice-obstructing classified-war-plan-thieving golf-cheating weather-map-defacing horse-paste-promoting paper-towel-flinging race-baiting tax-evading evidence-destroying charity-defrauding money-laundering diaper-filling 88-count 78-year-old fluorescent tangerine felony factory — and his veep is a misogynistic weirdo you wouldn’t leave alone with your cat — or your couch.

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Actually our presidential candidate turns 60 in October and her running mate is only 6 1/2 months older -- he turned 60 in April. I'm still waiting for more of the rest of us to catch on to this. As to the rest of it -- hell, yeah!

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He actually looks older than I do. If it gets people thinking of him as they are, that's a good thing.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Salty.

Salud, TC.

🗽

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I was thinking the other day that if Trump had just accepted that he lost, rode off to Mar-a-Puko and played golf the rest of his life, he could have made off with a$ king’s ransom$.He wouldn’t have been involved in most of his legal woes.We all know he has robbed the country and taxpayers blind but no one would have come after him for most if not all of it.His pathological malignant narcissistic personality would simply not have allowed it.I really look forward to a day soon in the upcoming future where I don’t have to look at his horrible orange visage and hear his whiny lying voice.

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We can do more than hope.

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Fascinating, isn't it? To me, though, the really sobering thing is that he almost won. We have got a lot of work to do.

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There's just no deprogramming the magas. They're in their comfort zones where it's dark, destructive and hopeless. Who will they glom onto after Trump? The always lovely Ted Cruz?

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Pukifying Ted Cruz

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Unless it’s with the cuffs on ala John Mitchell.

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Say it like it is TC, but please

put up a warning for those of

us who have just taken a swig

of our preferred beverages.😁

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Doesn’t his hamster wheel ever get tired?

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If I could link photos here, i would link the photo someone did of a tardigrade playing a violin. You know, the little critter you need an electron microscope to see.

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I love the roly poly misunderstood little tardigrade. They're simply unbeatable.

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Yep, he needs help. The kind of help that is found in solitary confinement. With no electronics or money,

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The sign outdoes the maximum signs posted around here. Huge. Though, truth be told, they are spending all their money on large signs instead of any platform or policies. As the saying goes, All spurs, no pony. Or, something like that.

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All hat, no cattle.

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Just saw a sign where I used to live saying Impeach Biden. Texas MAGAts are ignorant and stupid

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As the mental deterioration continues with this guy, Melania should consider that there must be many available vacant beds in those mental asylums in Mexico and Central America. Herr Trump would have a captive audience there.

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Adam Schiff's retort was perfect.

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Is that sign for REAL?!! I want one here in Charleston!!

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Because today you mentioned Heigh Ho:

https://youtu.be/4IJ5NK_g7ag

Hope you enjoy it.

Vote Blue.

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THANK YOU, KENT!! Dancing in the kitchen!!

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Yup!

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Please modify your language.

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Please fuck all the way off. Elsewhere. And I am the Manager, so you have no one to ask for to complain to.

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Times like these do call for some imaginative and yes, salty word smithery.

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What the fuck is it with these puritanical language policers? I had a couple on my page. I tell people in my welcome email that I swear - a LOT - and if that hurts your sensitive ears, you should unsubscribe now.

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I thought we settled all this in the 1960's - words are just words. At 91 I'm quite used to "expressive" language

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If you don’t like what you’re reading, you could always just… stop reading.

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Please modify your request. This article is not an expository essay subject to a red pen.

This is an author’s site stacked on other authors’ sites such as your own experiencing a certain journalistic freedom not evident in mainstream media of late.

Enjoy some salty occasionally. Balances the sweet.

Salud, Nora.

🗽

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If you can't deal with salty language; you don't belong on this site.😡😡

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