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The fired Inspectors General need to begin writing their books and make a big show of having literary agents, one after another, show up for their pitches. Many of them were there during Plague 45 and know stuff. Now that ethics are impediments, not to mention unfashionable, get the best water cooler chatter out there. And on their way out they should destroy all the service manual updates and randomly move pages around in their binders. Loosen the screws on the door knobs. Tape peanuts under the radiator to lure in the other vermin. Lose the key to the supply closet. Scrub data from fedgov electronics. Do what military field operations do when enemy takeover is imminent. Finally, put the chair with the bad springs and odd odor behind the desk. And if they're feeling very frisky indeed, swap out the window plants with marijuana plants.

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Love it!

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