I'M SO SURPRISED
And the hits just keep on coming today!
Allow us to introduce the newest winner in “The Apprentice” reality TV show…
(drumroll…)
Widdle Jimmy Vance!
Come on down, widdle Jimmy…
Let us get a closeup of what a Disgrace to the Marine Corps looks like.
Or if we don’t want that, how about a close look at a Talentless Hack Writer?
Or if that doesn’t thrill us, how about a close look at a Hypocrite’s Hypocrite? I mean, you were the man who compared your newest boss to Hitler back in 2016, but - jumped-up little white trash striver that you are - you know how to show us that even a dumbfucking hillbilly knows which side his bread is buttered on.
I called you talentless, how mean of me. Especially since you have clearly demonstrated real talent at dropping to your knees and giving the boss’s “widdle mushroom” the love it needs. In public even!
Proof that birds of a feather do indeed flock together.
Comments are for paid subscribers.
If I recall correctly, this piece of filth is not too bright. Vice president Harris could eviscerate him in a debate. Bring it on!
I think it's an excellent choice from our perspective, because it adds absolutely nothing to the ticket and makes it a pure MAGA play. The results, if successful, would be horrifyingly impressive, but the failure, once the undeclared plurality realizes what is being offered, can be equally impressive and perhaps seal the fate of what used to be the Republican Party and what still, for some reason, refers to itself as the Conservative movement. All the more reason to make a plan to vote and encourage everyone we know to do the same.