I don’t know how George Conway has stayed married to his wife, Kellyanne, but I suspect now it’s because of his sense of humor - as demonstrated here (as first published in the Washington Post this morning): You’re looking for cookies? There are no cookies here.
He must get a well of material from listening to her, let alone married to her. Oh George…..that’s priceless. I’m referring to The Cookie Jar first chance I get.
“Some of the cookies you put in the jar, planted in my house and then took back from me are in fact my special, “privileged” cookies, and I herewith demand their IMMEDIATE return.”
Like the glittering shaft of summer sunlight filtering through the leaves of the trees behind my house as I look up from the screen! What a treat! Thanks TC. Looking forward to your book next year (and Amazon just sent me a preorder for another of your books.) Keep up the good work. The post of Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's letter was exceptional. I've always loved The Little Prince and also Wind, Sand, and Stars. (My aunt gave me a beautiful copy of TLP not long after it was published, probably right after the war.) What an exceptional human being he was---life, insight, prose, art, dedication, bravery. "Underneath the clouds is eternity"---like a Zen koan. Peace and Courage to All.
I read that this morning! Such a fitting analogy for the big orange toddler whining over a legal search warrant issued by a judge. After all he says “those are my cookies and I planned to sell the secret recipe”
Thank you for sharing this. George Conway nailed the chief COOKIE MONSTER. I applaud them both for refusing to go public about their political differences. I wonder if they have a solemn pact to never discuss politics at home.
Good to know that you are in such perfect control of this rotten language TC. I was thinking of a saying we had in my family when someone was making funny faces in the mirror: Be aware, if the wind is turning and the bell strikes twelve, you may become that way!
He must get a well of material from listening to her, let alone married to her. Oh George…..that’s priceless. I’m referring to The Cookie Jar first chance I get.
“Some of the cookies you put in the jar, planted in my house and then took back from me are in fact my special, “privileged” cookies, and I herewith demand their IMMEDIATE return.”
Bahahahahahaha.
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Like the glittering shaft of summer sunlight filtering through the leaves of the trees behind my house as I look up from the screen! What a treat! Thanks TC. Looking forward to your book next year (and Amazon just sent me a preorder for another of your books.) Keep up the good work. The post of Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's letter was exceptional. I've always loved The Little Prince and also Wind, Sand, and Stars. (My aunt gave me a beautiful copy of TLP not long after it was published, probably right after the war.) What an exceptional human being he was---life, insight, prose, art, dedication, bravery. "Underneath the clouds is eternity"---like a Zen koan. Peace and Courage to All.
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Excellent. Thanks to George Conway for this brilliant piece.
Love this typical trumpian stream of consciousness salad on cookies!!!!
As to George and Kellyanne-- better not to know the inner workings. Just hope their 16 yr old daughter is ok.
I read that this morning! Such a fitting analogy for the big orange toddler whining over a legal search warrant issued by a judge. After all he says “those are my cookies and I planned to sell the secret recipe”
That is just fabulous satire. I have no idea how the Conways have stayed the Conways.
"Like" is insufficient, this was awesome. Thanks TC.
Ni-i-i-i-i-i-ice!
Reminds me a bit of John Lovitz’s lying character. “Yeah, THAT’S the ticket! Yeah.”
Thank you for sharing this. George Conway nailed the chief COOKIE MONSTER. I applaud them both for refusing to go public about their political differences. I wonder if they have a solemn pact to never discuss politics at home.
A jewel. Permission given to burst into guffaws whenever in the proximity of someone in thrall of the Cookie Monster.
Good to know that you are in such perfect control of this rotten language TC. I was thinking of a saying we had in my family when someone was making funny faces in the mirror: Be aware, if the wind is turning and the bell strikes twelve, you may become that way!
I read this last night & was amused. Makes me wonder if any cultists get it.