be fair, Fern...if you forgot your birthday I can pretty much guarantee the birth certificate thing would be HOPELESS.
my trick for remembering my birthday was making it part of my e-mail address, which people now tell me if, like, a surefire way to get my bank account drained by random bad actors.
How fun. I write this down. Still working at long-term memory to kick in. ;-))
Your birthday, Fred? You'll find it on your birth certificate.
And sometimes on your driver's license. If you can find it.
THAT just got me scared, so I went to look for my license.
and there it was, right behind the medical marijuana card, which for some reason used the same picture, but in much better quality.
should we be a little paranoid that the weed guys are more together than the DMV guys?
The license, I mean.
be fair, Fern...if you forgot your birthday I can pretty much guarantee the birth certificate thing would be HOPELESS.
my trick for remembering my birthday was making it part of my e-mail address, which people now tell me if, like, a surefire way to get my bank account drained by random bad actors.
and you DO understand I was just kidding, right?