Cats. More Cats. Weaving cat tails into political commentary. Hollywood anecdotes with or without cats. Personal essays on women’s hats...will they come back? Will they have feathers? What bowl in the best for chilli ? - vintage/modern, including lip size, the bowl, not your personal lips. Memories of politics from your childhood where y…
Cats. More Cats. Weaving cat tails into political commentary. Hollywood anecdotes with or without cats. Personal essays on women’s hats...will they come back? Will they have feathers? What bowl in the best for chilli ? - vintage/modern, including lip size, the bowl, not your personal lips. Memories of politics from your childhood where your innocent guileless self shines through. More Soul warming snark-fests illuminating the current political stratosphere with your cutting wit and bitting angst.
They say you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but as Dave Berry said, “Actually you can catch the most flys with a dead squirrel. So, when I want more likes on social media I go with a dead squirrel. Like ‘All men are idiots because there mother’s dressed them funny as children.’ This got me tons of likes and friend requests although admittedly not of the highest order. If you say something really outrageous some folks will pay up just to tell you what a ass you are. Honey can work too. Ask a question. What political motto did your mother personify while she was dressing you funny? Most folks love to talk about their fascinating, to them, lives.
The main reason I paid up was cause you had me at Billy Wilder and then that you are an older interesting person that writes very well. Most people young or old are pretty boring and when folks get older they tend to wither down to a tiny nub of something that can hardly be called a person. But you seem to be still going strong. With your treasure trove of life experience to draw from I look forward to more new fresh stories and tails, human and feline, in the years to come.
Cats. More Cats. Weaving cat tails into political commentary. Hollywood anecdotes with or without cats. Personal essays on women’s hats...will they come back? Will they have feathers? What bowl in the best for chilli ? - vintage/modern, including lip size, the bowl, not your personal lips. Memories of politics from your childhood where your innocent guileless self shines through. More Soul warming snark-fests illuminating the current political stratosphere with your cutting wit and bitting angst.
They say you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but as Dave Berry said, “Actually you can catch the most flys with a dead squirrel. So, when I want more likes on social media I go with a dead squirrel. Like ‘All men are idiots because there mother’s dressed them funny as children.’ This got me tons of likes and friend requests although admittedly not of the highest order. If you say something really outrageous some folks will pay up just to tell you what a ass you are. Honey can work too. Ask a question. What political motto did your mother personify while she was dressing you funny? Most folks love to talk about their fascinating, to them, lives.
The main reason I paid up was cause you had me at Billy Wilder and then that you are an older interesting person that writes very well. Most people young or old are pretty boring and when folks get older they tend to wither down to a tiny nub of something that can hardly be called a person. But you seem to be still going strong. With your treasure trove of life experience to draw from I look forward to more new fresh stories and tails, human and feline, in the years to come.