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wlipman@comcast.net's avatar

It'll be a beautiful day in Hell when Trump finally gets there, and encounters Ashli Babbitt, who is holding a Bowie knife, and transforms herself into Lorena Bobbitt, and proceeds to do to Trump what she did to her husband...and repeats this, every morning, for eternity.

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TCinLA's avatar

I like that image!

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David Levine's avatar

it IS excellent, although Occam's razor would be a lot neater and, therefore, considerably more elegant.

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JDinTX's avatar

Glory, I remember LorenaтАЩs surgical effort

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David Levine's avatar

...which makes a really neat transition into the new Rudy tapes. twice today ALREADY I've had people suggest to me that Ms. Dunphy should have used the Lorena Strategy the first time that literal Walking Hardon forced her to fellate him. the problem with that is...where do you go in the immediate aftermath?

and yeah, there is a definite scent of whorishness in that whole relationship, but what of it? people tend to forget that, in many respects, the relationship between sex worker and client is remarkably honest.

and lordy, those TAPES!!!! admittedly less than "remarkably honest" but so titillatingly disgusting. and it seems to me that a practicing Catholic needs to keep his fucking vile mouth shut about Pesach...wasn't the Last Supper a fucking Seder, for chrissake? and what does the Red Sea have to do with any of this? didn't he see the fucking MOVIE?? the Red Sea was about forty-five minutes LATER.

actually, I once knew a guy who was the Assistant Director on "The Ten Commandments," a Greek Jew named Henry Yatrou who took tremendous delight in telling about how he once decked Henry Wilcoxon, who was, he said, a scumbag in every respect. but obviously, this is all my verbal ADD kicking in and Jubal is punching me to take him out....

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