Dr. Samuel Johnson had a line that my all-time favorite sportswriter (and second all-time favorite writer, behind Russell Baker), Red Smith, loved: In lapidary inscriptions, man is not on oath. In other words, they won't say what an anal portal someone actually was.
That said, the most hilarious fictional eulogy I ever saw was for a cop on The Closer.
Dr. Samuel Johnson had a line that my all-time favorite sportswriter (and second all-time favorite writer, behind Russell Baker), Red Smith, loved: In lapidary inscriptions, man is not on oath. In other words, they won't say what an anal portal someone actually was.
That said, the most hilarious fictional eulogy I ever saw was for a cop on The Closer.
Dr. Samuel Johnson had a line that my all-time favorite sportswriter (and second all-time favorite writer, behind Russell Baker), Red Smith, loved: In lapidary inscriptions, man is not on oath. In other words, they won't say what an anal portal someone actually was.
That said, the most hilarious fictional eulogy I ever saw was for a cop on The Closer.