VOTE! NO! ON! THIS! BILL!!!

Democrats need to be willing to die on this hill.

Adam Parkhomento says it all for me this morning:

“Dear shitheads,

Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. You don’t want to help California? Fine. Then let us keep our federal taxes and we’ll take care of ourselves. But all your little Red States are gonna be fucked without us because we’re the fifth largest economy in the world and we supply like everything. When North Carolina or Kentucky are drowning, we send money and prayers and celebrity telethons. When we’re on fire, y’all send bullshit, lies and fucking cybertrucks. Who in the hell needs a goddamn cybertruck?! It’s not even an actual fucking truck! And now you dipshits are talking about buying Greenland, but you won’t even take care of the country you’ve already got! If y’all keep this shit up, we’re gonna run off with Canada and be a liberal heaven with great weed and even better maple syrup. So keep fucking with us and see how it goes. Or do your goddamn jobs and help some Americans who are hurting.

Sincerely,

Go Fuck Yourselves”

Or as Elmo says, which I will apply to that worthless little spineless god-bothering midget Confederate, MAGA Mike: Go Fuck Yourself In Your Face.

I refer to the news that these motherfucking scumbags, the ignoramus asswipes incapable of organizing a fuck in a brothel, want to tie aid to California for the LA fires with their need to raise the debt limit so they can finance ConvictedFelon34's tax giveaway to the rich.

Democrats have to say NO MOTHERFUCKERS!!! to this extortion, and be willing to vote against the bill, leaving the enemy with their shit covering them from head to toe, with the distinct possibility of their assholery destroying the financial world of the fucking worthless billionaire morons who put these assholes in office.

That’s right: Every Democrat in the House must vote NO! Kill aid for California. Kill the debt ceiling increase. Put whatever fucking the country will get as a result of this MAGA bullshittery on them.

Pin it on ConvictedFelon34's fat ass.

Then tell them: No more fucking bullshit, motherfuckers. A clean aid bill for California. A clean debt limit bill. Up or Down. And by the way, go actually fuck yourself in your face, you worthless scumbag motherfucking traitors.

Up against the wall motherfuckers!

To hell with “But Mike’s a nice guy we can work with.” No more of that fucking horse shit, Democrats.

No, he goddamn well isn’t some guy you can work with!

Mike Johnson is a treasonous shitweasel who supports traitors and bends over and spreads for ConvictedFelon34; his existence is proof we should have ethnically cleansed the South 160 years ago when we had the chance.

Grow a spine and grow a pair, Democrats, or forget about any of us ever voting for your worthless asses again. No more Vichy bullshit! No more go along to get along!

Take a page from Mitch McConnell’s 2008 playbook: do nothing that helps them do anything. Be a goddamn opposition! I know it’s going to be hard for all the pollyannas who take 90-page policy proposals and a nice cheese plate to a gunfight, but goddamnit, FUCKING STOP!

This is Put Up Or Shut The Fuck Up For Fucking Ever Time, Democrats. If you people stand for anything, you have to stand for a system that does not allow one side to take a disaster hostage and impose their rules in return for providing assistance. If Democrats go along with this horse shit, the Republicans will demand the resignation of Democrats in state offices everywhere as a condition of that state receiving aid in every disaster to come.

Vote. No. On. This. Bill.

If they won’t do that, then to hell with their worthless, useless asses.

For-fucking-ever.

(My apologies to those who don’t like a Navy-style briefing - there are times when nothing else works and this is one of those.)

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