TRUMP IS TRULY TERRIFIED NOW

If you think investigation by the The United States House Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol (the formal name of the “January 6 Committee”) hasn’t had an effect on the Prime Perpetrator, you must not have been paying attention to Truth Social since Sunday.

Don’t worry, it’s not your fault, you didn’t make a mistake. Nobody pays attention to Truth Social except the guy who “owns” it (assuming he actually had the capital to put up the money to create it - which is a fact most definitely still “not in evidence.”

Starting on Sunday, Trump had another melt down over no one paying him any attention anymore and all the news being about the Republicans who are going to run against him in 2024 because they think he’s now a Loser.

First, there was...

“Merry Christmas to EVERYONE, including the Radical Left Marxists that are trying to destroy our Country, the Federal Bureau of Investigation that is illegally coercing & paying Social and LameStream Media to push for a mentally disabled Democrat over the Brilliant, Clairvoyant, and USA LOVING Donald J. Trump, and, of course, The Department of Injustice, which appointed a Special ‘Prosecutor’ who, together with his wife and family, HATES ‘Trump’ more than any other person on earth. LOVE TO ALL!”

Wait! What???? What the actual fuck???? “The Brilliant, Clairvoyant, and USA LOVING Donald J. Trump”????????????????????????????

The rumors of his being delusional are true!

Then there was...

“The Unselect Committee’s January 6th Report is a Hoax, no different than RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA, and all of the other Scams that the Disinformation laden Democrats have been planting for years. If I weren’t leading by a lot in the Polls, against both parties, this continuation of falsehoods and lies would end quickly. I won in 2016, did much better in 2020 (RIGGED!), and the Radical Marxists don’t want to run against me or MAGA in 2024. I had almost nothing to do with January 6th. FREE SPEECH!”

Yeah, “I had almost nothing to do with January 6th, other than I gave that speech where I told everybody to fight like hell and that we were all going to walk down to the Capitol together except those bums in the Secret Service wouldn’t recognize that “I am the fucking president!” and they kidnaped me into that SUV and now they claim I was attacking them when it was them who wouldn’t let the fucking President of the fucking United States go fight for his country and so I showed them! Yes I did. I let them have it between the fucking eyes for three house and 18 minutes, and then I told my people that we loved them and they should go home after they scared the shit out of those Radical Left Democrats and those RINOs who wouldn’t listen to the truth and I should still be reinstated as president because I won! I WON! I WON! WAAAAHH!!!!!!

And then yesterday the panic really set in - you could smell the panther sweat of fear all the way from Mar A Lardo...

“THE RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS HAVE WEAPONIZED THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM AT A LEVEL NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN THE USA. WITH NO BORDERS AND CROOKED ELECTIONS, OUR COUNTRY IS IN THIRD WORLD TROUBLE!!!”

Yes indeed, Trump is worried - no, not worried, scared.... no, not scared - he’s TERRIFIED about being criminally indicted. A lifetime of being New York City’s biggest bullshitter is now about to catch him.

We are witnessing a cornered animal of a former president showing what is really on his mind.

Since he is no longer president, all the reporters who had to show up and be abused at his rallies, and the other journalists who had to write about the Tweet du Jour no longer have to waste their holidays writing about his outbursts and meltdowns because they are not nationally important breaking news.

And that is just killing him. He tells everyone who will listen how there was all the old media covering him once again at his “announcement” last month that he was really worried about being indicted for stealing the documents he took to Mar A Lardo in 2021 - no, kidding, he was telling us how he was going to run for president again because all the lawyers whose law degrees were found in boxes of Cracker Jacks he can still hire told him it was the only way to get the DOJ to back off.

Except now he finds he’s not living in Mar A Lardo - his Hollywood Dream has come true and he’s on the set of “Tombstone,” where he’s been cast as Ike Clanton.

And Wyatt Earp - Jack Smith - is on his way to the OK Corral. Where he won’t be shooting blanks at ol’ Ike.

Trump’s Christmas weekend meltdown matters because it reveals that he is cracking under the pressure as the law catches up to him.

Reading the transcripts from the January 6 Committee, it’s obvious Donald Trump fancies himself as a mob boss, and that he was able to find third, fourth, and fifth-rate morons who wanted to play mobster for him.

But in truth he’s just a weak figure turning to Jell-O was potential justice draws closer to him with each passing moment.

He also managed to prove that he really cares nothing for anyone but himself. Not even his family, not the children who have stuck with him like the whipped dogs they are.

After Olivia Nuzzi’s article on his non-campaign came out last week, Trump felt the need to lash out over his family and media coverage:

“So funny to read and hear the Fake News political pundits saying that “Trump isn’t working too hard on his campaign. This is not a good sign, maybe he’s giving up (even though I’m leading BIG in the Polls!). What they don’t say is that, “WE HAVE ALMOST TWO YEARS TO GO.” The Rallies will be bigger and better than ever (because our Country is going to Hell), but it’s a little bit early, don’t you think?”

And there was this...

“Contrary to Fake News reporting, I never asked Jared or Ivanka to be part of the 2024 Campaign for President and, in fact, specifically asked them not to do it – too mean and nasty with the Fake & Corrupt News and having to deal with some absolutely horrendous SleazeBags in the world of politics, and beyond. There has never been anything like this “ride” before, and they should not be further subjected to it. I ran twice, getting millions more Votes the second time (RIGGED), & am doing it again!”

Let’s translate.

Trump is mad at Fox News because he’s no longer the center of their coverage. He is trying to do damage control because Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump want nothing to do with his 2024 run, and he’s desperate to cover over that he thought he could prevent a DOJ criminal indictment by announcing his campaign early.

But what he got is his moves accelerated the DOJ investigations. Special Counsel Smith has his foot on the legal accelerator, and not just about the sedition on January 6 or the stolen documents at Mar A Lardo. The Feds are now looking into the fake electors scam and the election law violations in Georgia.

Everywhere he looks, there’s a couple FBI investigators armed with search warrants.

Trump is getting zero mainstream media coverage, and the law is on his trail.

And given the way that Conservatism Inc. and the Wingnut Noise Machine aren’t charging to his defense after the Committee referred him for prosecution on four charges associated with his treason on January 6, he knows in what passes for his heart of hearts that nobody’s going to come riding in to save his worthless ass.

All the goonies from Flyover Loserville he thought he could call into the streets if he was indicted and arrested are looking at all the other goonies going away for years for following his call on January 6, and are taking a pass. They never were the revolutionary mob he and Convervatism Inc. thought they were.

He’s already dangling from a rope, twisting slowly in the wind. It’s going to be fun watching the body rot off the rope in 2023.

“Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!”

The Big Bad Wolf has huffed and puffed and the only thing he blew down was himself.

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