TRUMP INDICTED!!! (UPDATED AGAIN)
The New York Times, citing multiple sources, says that District Attorney Alvin Bragg’s new York grand jury has indicted Trump “and others” on felony counts related to the payoff for silence made to Stormy Daniels just before the 2016 election.
It is reported the Grand Jury took two hours to vote the indictments.
Trump was reported “taking it in,” at Mar A Largo, but has now issued a statement claiming the whole thing is “election interference.”
The statement reads:
“This is Political Persecution and Election Interference at the highest level in history. From the time I came down the golden escalator at Trump Tower, and even before I was sworn in as your President of the United States, the Radical Left Democrats – the enemy of the hard-working men and women of this Country – have been engaged in a Witch-Hunt to destroy the Make America Great Again movement. You remember it just like I do: Russia, Russia, Russia; the Mueller Hoax; Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine; Impeachment Hoax 1; Impeachment Hoax 2; the illegal and unconstitutional Mar-a-Lago raid; and now this.
“The Democrats have lied, cheated and stolen in their obsession with trying to ‘Get Trump,’ but now they’ve done the unthinkable – indicting a completely innocent person in an act of blatant Election Interference.
“Never before in our Nation’s history has this been done. The Democrats have cheated countless times over the decades, including spying on my campaign, but weaponizing our justice system to punish a political opponent, who just so happens to be a President of the United States and by far the leading Republican candidate for President, has never happened before. Ever.
“Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg, who was hand-picked and funded by George Soros, is a disgrace. Rather than stopping the unprecedented crime wave taking over New York City, he’s doing Joe Biden’s dirty work, ignoring the murders and burglaries and assaults he should be focused on. This is how Bragg spends his time!
“I believe this Witch-Hunt will backfire massively on Joe Biden. The American people realize exactly what the Radical Left Democrats are doing here. Everyone can see it. So our Movement, and our Party – united and strong – will first defeat Alvin Bragg, and then we will defeat Joe Biden, and we are going to throw every last one of these Crooked Democrats out of office so we can MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”
The smartest most intelligent ever president also said:
“These Thugs and Radical Left Monsters have Just INDICATED the 45th President of the United States of America, and the leading Republican Candidate, by far, for the 2024 Nomination for President. THIS IS AN ATTACK ON OUR COUNTRY THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE. IT IS LIKEWISE A CONTINUING ATTACK ON OUR ONCE FREE AND FAIR ELECTIONS. THE USA IS NOW A THIRD WORLD NATION, A NATION IN SERIOUS DECLINE. SO SAD!”
"Our movement, and our Party — united and strong — will first defeat Alvin Bragg, and then we will defeat Joe Biden," Trump vowed. Moments later, he sent out his first fundraising email.
Other statements from the Usual Suspects are:
Quiverin’ Qevin: “Alvin Bragg has irreparably damaged our country in an attempt to interfere in our presidential election. The American people will not tolerate this injustice, and the House of Representatives will hold Alvin Bragg and his unprecedented abuse of power to account.”
Steve Scalise: “The sham New York indictment of President Donald Trump is one of the clearest examples of extremist Democrats weaponizing government to attack their political opponents.”
Jungle Gym Jordan: “Outrageous!”
Marjorie Traitor Goon: “My President is innocent and the only one standing against these modern day tyrants.”
Darryl “Car Thief” Issa: “Hunter Biden: call your lawyers.”
Striver Stefanik: “The unprecedented election interference from corrupt Socialist District Attorney Alvin Bragg is a political witch-hunt and a dark day for America. The Radical Far Left will stop at nothing to persecute Joe Biden’s chief political opponent ahead of the 2024 presidential election to suppress the will and voice of the American people.”
“Tens of millions of Patriot Americans have never been so energized to exercise their constitutional right to peacefully organize and VOTE at the ballot box to save our great republic by electing President Donald J. Trump in 2024.”
Rep. Troy Nehls (R-Texas), member of the House Judiciary Committee: "Alvin Bragg just single-handedly secured Donald Trump the 2024 presidential election."
Serious Republican Person Chuck Grassley: “Reported indictment of Pres Trump highlights increasing politicization of the state & federal judicial system. It’s alarming. We must reverse this frightening trend.”
Alan Dershowitz: “#Trump2024 can still go all the way!”
Trump attorney Alina Habba: “A former president, a current candidate and my friend President Donald J. Trump is a victim of a corrupt and distorted version of the American Justice system and history. He will be vindicated.”
Presidential historian Michael Beschloss: “Tomorrow, in terms of American history, we will be waking up in a different country. Before tonight, presidents in this country were kings.”
As Daniels would later detail in her tell-all book, Full Disclosure, it all started during a celebrity golf championship in Nevada on July 13, 2006. The porn star caught Trump’s attention, and the real estate mogul had his bodyguard invite her for dinner—only to direct her instead to his penthouse suite at Harrah’s Lake Tahoe Hotel and Casino. After a three-hour conversation with Trump, who was married at the time, Daniels described being caught by surprise when she emerged from a bathroom only to find him on the bed in his “white briefs, a white V-neck, and socks.”
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart. And then it was over. He came on me, not in me. I’d say the sex lasted two to three minutes. It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had,” she recalled in her book.
The NYPD has been alerted for deployment tonight. Trump will be arraigned in New York on Monday.
When Fox News host Sandra Smith broke into The Five to announce the indictment, co-host and former Bill O’Reilly stooge Jesse Watters seemed to let out an audible gasp off-camera and muttered what sounded like a perturbed “What?!” A famously loyal Trump sycophant, Watters later fumed that the indictment on charges related to the payment to Stormy Daniels is “the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen” and a “disgrace” before alluding to violence coming from MAGA world. “The country’s not going to stand for it,” he warned. “And people better be careful.”
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Still waiting for the other shoes to drop, and they will. The only suit that prevents his election is the J6 suit ... no clue how close they are to bringing that one. There are still dolts who would elect him no matter what and those loud mouth lemons in the House will muck up everything they can ... but for myself, I’m going to enjoy this moment. The E Jean Carroll trial is set to begin next month. This one will be on the books and GA could move forward any day. I think singing is going to happen here, in the privacy of my own home.
If these fools think that Alvin Bragg has singled out the Trumpster, wait until Jack Smith rolls up in the 'Spirit of Torquemada' tour bus and holds forth in evil DC.....