THOUGHTS ON DAY 1 OF NEW YEAR LESS THAN ZERO

My grand nephews Nathan (L) and Sam (R) and I want to wish all of you a good new year. Yes, it’s going to be difficult, but we’re going to win.

Over the past 50+ years, I have considered 1968 the worst political year of my life - “the year of the Great National Nervous Breakdown,” as I put it. 1968 has been replaced. 2024 is the craziest year I have lived through; speaking as an historian, it is the craziest year in American history since 1860.

I can confidently predict that 2025 is going to be crazier.

The first year of Felon34 2.0 will be more shambolic than the first year of Felon 1.0, regardless of how many of the Felon’s idiots claim the benefit of four years of experience. Felon34 and his loyalists will take power better prepared to implement a number of malicious ideas, but will make less progress and create more chaos than they did in 2017 for two simple reasons:

First, because their added experience of preparedness will be swamped by their much greater arrogance, leading them to shed guardrails, fall into obvious traps, and overreach. We’ve seen it already on every major issue that has come up over this past month.

Second, because they’ll be inheriting the country at a somewhat less-stable equilibrium than they did last time: highly prosperous, but with less room to maneuver without generating inflation or triggering a recession. The market went through its longest period of decline since 1978 two weeks ago. With the uncertainty about whether Felon34 will be able to mount his mass deportation - and the effect that will have on the economy if he pulls off even a portion of it - added to his insane threats against Panama, Canada and Greenland; his plan to slap tariffs on the rest of the world; and his general insanity - the market will respond. The market does not like uncertainty. Felon34 sees his main job as keeping the market up - to support his billionaire owners and to flim-flam the flimflammables - and he is going to quickly run into the problem that he cannot please the droolers and the market simultaneously. He knows if he fucks the market he’s screwed, and if he doesn’t deliver the promises he made at his hatealongs he’s also screwed.

My prediction: Fire and fury. By this time next year it will be “a tale told by an idiot, signifying nothing.” Felon34 is the most determined moron in US political history. And then in January 2026, the mid-term campaign begins.

The MAGA Civil War will continue in 2025. Former George W. Bush Campaign Manager Stuart Stevens, who is now a Democrat, says that people should not ignore the fact Steve Bannon turned on Elmo: “Bannon is a guy who has defined himself as a thug, and thugs must do thuggish things. I think Musk has no idea what he’s getting into when he gets in a fight with Bannon over this.” Stevens then explained that if Bannon is ever able to turn Trump against Musk as he’s trying to do, that could be a big problem for Elmo: “There’s been reporting that Musk was not a student when he got a visa, and when he made his application for naturalization he put false information on that document. That is grounds for revoking citizenship. It happens all the time. One reason why Musk is so obsessed with immigration is because he knows this. I wouldn’t bet against Steve Bannon.”

Former Trump Press Secretary Sean Spicer posted a poll on X which asked if Republicans agreed with Musk on the H-1B visas or if they agreed with Steve Bannon on it. He got over 92,000 votes, with 67% siding with Bannon over Musk.

Elmo continued his purge and punishments of right-wing accounts who disagreed with him on this. White nationalist talk show host Stew Peters (758,000 followers): “Elon Musk is STEALING money from my subscribers and LYING to them. This morning I woke up to find that he removed my blue check mark and canceled my ability to have subscribers. My subscribers were told that I canceled my subscription service and they would not be refunded for the next two weeks in which they’ve already paid X for, but which won’t allow me to provide them content. This is intentional deceit and theft.”

White nationalist Nick Fuentes: “Today X appears to have un-verified 5 more prominent critics of the H-1B program. Their checkmarks were taken, subs were refunded, and character limit reduced. This is now overt political censorship. This comes after the Project Groyper brand account and all of its affiliates were suspended last week.”

My prediction: I agree with Stuart Stevens that one should not bet against Bannon. He knows how to fight like this and Elmo doesn’t. If Bannon’s side ever gets the goods on Elmo’s immigration and naturalization, expect Elmo to be in deep shit and Felon34 will abandon him.

In closing, this is the gang - as Jeff Tiedrich described them - who could screw up a fuck in a brothel. As I like to say, they're the people who flunked the IQ test low enough to qualify for membership in MAGA. They're the Broken Toys who never learned to work and play well with others. Over the past three weeks - before they're even in office - they have screwed the pooch and munched the lunch. They couldn't pass the bill they had to pass without Democrats, and Democrats aren't going to pull their chestnuts out of the fire next time. They have till the middle of the month to fix the debt ceiling and they can't elect a speaker. There's going to be nobody there next Monday to accept the vote count of the electoral college. The odds are good the stupid sonofabitch can't get sworn into office, in which case, the position goes to the Speaker - of which there is none. Assuming they find a way through this mess, they have twelve months to do all the things they have to put through Congress - with a one-vote margin. Their leader is Donald Trump - who bankrupted a casino!

They're going to be throwing their best friend through a window, and they'll be tripping when they try to pull their pants on and falling against the dresser and knocking themselves out.

We're the side who won the Civil War and beat the Nazis and smashed the Japanese.

Act. Like. It.

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