THERE IS NO "BOTTOM" FOR THESE SCUM

As late as the day before Donald Jackass Trump returned to enshittify America on January 20, if you had described the events of the last five days in the Senate to me, I would have said it was certainly possible that such things could happen, but that it mark the moment we Hit Bottom, that there was nothing worse the MAGA motherfuckers could do than pass such a bill.

As with every other prediction I have made about this depraved, severely-damaged, sociopathic piece of shit and the even-worse scum who voted to return him to office, and the hypocritical traitors in the House and Senate who see their duty as carrying out every shitheaded, crazy-ass, cruel, idiotic, ignorant, moronic things the dumbest motherfucker to ever live came up with... I would have been wrong.

There is no “bottom” with these scum.

Even as they were celebrating the destruction of civil life in America as we have known it, they were having orgasms of joy as they checked out the latest obscenity in America, “Alligator Alcatraz,” the product of Floridumbfuck Attorney General James Uthmeier. I seriously don’t think that - if they had known of its existence - most of Hitler’s voters would have celebrated the opening of Auschwitz the way every MAGAt from their Dear Leader down to the dumbest fuckwit raving against immigrants in the local biker bar raved over the obvious Intentional Cruelty of this crime against humanity. I don’t think such an Orgasm of Absolute Hate would happen in the AfD over in Germany in a similar situation. Most Nazi scum know - as Hitler and the rest did - that you do not let anyone know that Auschwitz exists, let alone you would celebrate it outside the four walls of the Fuhrerbunker. The Nazis knew that. They actively tried to hide the evidence of their crimes. They at least had the decency to know they were criminals and would be treated as such when they were defeated.

But no, not this collection of the results of multi-generational sexual and emotional abuse, the inbred worthless white trash, peckerwood, redneck ignoramus scumbags who managed to amaze me with their ignorance, brutality, and awfulness when I came across them in the Navy - the descendants of those who became the models to the Nazis of how to run an Apartheid State - who managed to demonstrate yesterday that they have no bottom. That they are ignorant enough to want to expose to public view how hate-filled, how cruel, how evil they are as they put on T-shirts memorializing this abomination, this ultimate crime against humanity, this total assault on everything it is supposed to mean to be an American.

MAGA “influencer” Benny Johnson - who was caught last year taking a couple million dollars from Vladimir Putin to spread Pro-Russian traitor propaganda - nearly came on camera as he described the entrance as “Like Jurassic Park,” with 30-foot walls topped by razor wire. “Mosquitoes swarming by the millions. Millions of gators. Hell on earth.” The rest of “Conservatism Inc.” spent the day reveling in how dreadful the place would be for those immigrants unfortunate enough to be sent there. Whitey’s House published a meme on their official website showing alligators wearing ICE hats. Other MAGAt scum who came to see the place for themselves posted grinning selfies of themselves. The images and jokes in these selfies have real consequences, since they set the stage for policy by showing what supporters will accept. The say what they think is acceptable treatment of human beings. For many of the clearly-damaged scum in MAGA, there is no line too far to cross when it comes to inflicting suffering on migrants.

Self-hating Jewish Nazi Stephen Miller, the Reinhard Heydrich of Grampa Dumbfuck’s migrant crackdown, scoffed at suggestions that the massive tent is dehumanizing. Despite it being filled with bunk beds that are separated by internal fences, in the middle of a literal swamp, he said it is not at all overkill for people who entered the United States illegally in search of a better life. “What’s ‘dehumanizing’ is when American citizens are stripped of their rights and their liberties by the invasion of illegal aliens!” he told Fux Snooze yesterday. “What’s ‘dehumanizing’ is when Democrats let illegal alien rapists into the country to attack our children. That is ‘dehumanizing!’ A facility like this ensures the security of the officers who work there and ensures the security of the public lest there be an attempted jail break. Again, we’re dealing with the worst of the worst, the most heinous of the most heinous.” This worthless piece of shit, this permanently 13-year old pre-pubescent annoying asswipe, this candidate to be stuffed in a locker, really should have been stuffed in a seabag and thrown off the Santa Monica Pier in the middle of a winter storm.

These scum have no bottom.

The MAGAts are hopeless. There is no conversation one can have with any of them that might get them to see the total, complete wrongness of their ways. There is no compromise that can be made with them because there is no way they could be trusted further than they can be seen with one’s eyes closed to carry out their end of the bargain.

The only thing we can do is destroy them. We have to destroy their obscene political party, destroy the obscene institutions of “Conservatism” Inc., destroy the obscenity of what has passed for “conservatism” in America since their ancestors were cheering the Kaiser’s army and the destruction of democracy a century ago, send them all back under their rocks and keep them there.

The only piece of good news I can think of regarding all this came through as I was sitting here writing what you’re reading.

It turns out the Universe is on our side.

Videos from “Alligator Alcatraz” show that the center had standing water on its first day of operation. The MAGA officials claim the facility, situated in the middle of the muggy, naturally flooded Everglades, was built to withstand winds of a Category 2 hurricane, despite its exterior being a tent. But local news reporter Jason Delgado, of Spectrum News 13, captured footage of water seeping into the tent, onto electrical cables, and around flagpoles.

There was no hurricane, no severe thunderstorm, outside. It was just the typical summer showers that Floridumbfuck experiences daily this time of year. The RainDrop weather report website estimated that about a quarter of an inch of rain fell this morning on the city of Ochopee, which is closest to the tent.

The Floridumbass Division of Emergency Management said they were “taking steps to deal with the situation.” “Overnight, the vendors went back and tightened any seams at the base of the structures that allowed water intrusion during the heavy storm, which was minimal.” (FACT CHECK: According the reporter on the scene and the weather reports, it wasn’t a “heavy storm” you gator-bait inbreds.)

There is actual news about the continuing shitstorm. I’ll publish my thoughts on that later today.

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