THE SEDITIONIST PARTY'S WAR ON REALITY CONTINUES

Quiverin’ Qevin claims that it’s only reporters who are asking the House Republicans about the coming indictment of Dear Leader, but he has upped his sedition by suggesting that Republicans could potentially strip federal funding from Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg and other district attorneys’ offices in retaliation, tweeting “Republicans stopped the radical DC crime law, and we will investigate any use of federal funds that are used to facilitate the perversion of justice by Soros-backed DA’s across the country.”

Today, the Bakersfield Bozo also tried out another CYA, trying to downplay the case against Donald Trump, regarding hush money payments to a porn star as an investigation into what the former president did with his “personal money,” telling reporters “This was personal money. This was seven years ago, statute of limitations.”

Marjorie Traitor Goon continues her war on reality while angling to maintain her status as a Head Grifter with Conservatism Inc., by selling campaign swag to the Goobers, tweeting: “George Soros puppet and Democrat activist Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg has declared us all Enemies of State by declaring war on MAGA. Corrupt government officials like Bragg have always been coming for us, but President Trump has been in their way. So now they want to put him in jail! Claim your “Enemy of the State” gear before it’s too late.”

Continuing to demonstrate she lacks the IQ to qualify as a member of the species Homo Sapiens, every Georgia Gymrat’s “serial adulteress” went after the Idiot Right’s favorite target, George Soros, tweeting “No other person has undermined our democracy more than George Soros. Why is still allowed to maintain his citizenship?”

Not to be kept out of the fun and games despite the Republicans in the Senate not being able to cavort with everyone’s favorite “serial adulteress” or the world’s smallest Statutory Rape Enthusiast, self-certified opthamologist Senator Aqua Buddha tweeted that “A Trump indictment would be a disgusting abuse of power. The DA should be put in jail.” Ron Paul’s idiot offspring is too stupid to recognize irony when she comes up and kicks his fat posterior.

Florida Fascist Ron DeSantis, who finally got cornered into making a public comment about the current Republican insanity repeatedly noted that this was about keeping a porn star quiet. But since he has no desire to get crosswise with the GOP base who have been waiting impatiently for his public demonstration of loyalty to Dear Leader, he made sure to insist that Alvin Bragg is a “Soros-funded prosecutor and so he like other Soros funded prosecutors, they weaponize their office to impose a political agenda on society at the expense of the rule of law and public safety.”

You know, George Soros must be under-reporting his net worth. Officially he’s only worth a few billion, but to meet all the funding of the communist revolution the Real American Patriots accuse him of, he must really be worth the $100 billion that Elon Muck lost from his tinny toys on Twitter (so far). We really must convince other Democratic billionaires to step up here if we’re going to keep this Commie Revolt going.

Speaking seriously for a moment, while Soros has generously funded a number of district attorney races throughout the United States in recent years through grants made by his Open Society Foundations and by political action committees that tend to shut down after each election, let’s call the Republican fixation on him what it is:

In far-right circles worldwide, Soros’ philanthropy often is recast as fodder for outsized conspiracy theories, including claims that he masterminds specific global plots or manipulates particular events to further his goals, which rely on longstanding antisemitic myths, particularly the notion that rich and powerful Jews work behind the scenes, plotting to control countries and manipulate global events. (Proving that certain Jews can also be Nazis, the present fascist cabaldestroying Israel under the leadership of Benjamin Nitwityahoo has cast Soros as a central figure trying to undermine what they call the “national interest.”)

The online echo chambers of the Marjorie Traitor Goons and Fraternity Freddies of the House Seditionist Caucus reverberate with conspiracies about Soros, accusing him of attempting to perpetrate “white genocide.”

The Seditionist Party’s bullshit finally elicited a response from Bragg’s office, with a spokesperson telling the Faux Snooze Propaganda Channel: “We will not be intimidated by attempts to undermine the justice process, nor will we let baseless accusations deter us from fairly applying the law. In every prosecution, we follow the law without fear or favor to uncover the truth. Our skilled, honest and dedicated lawyers remain hard at work.”

In case anyone had any doubt that everything the Seditionist Party and Conservatism Inc. does is always about the opportunity to increase their ripoffs of the Goobers, Trump is now circulating an email asking his supporters to sign a petition that denounces his potential upcoming arrest . But (there’s always a ‘but” with these scum) signing the petition leads people straight to a webpage asking for donations to “help DEFEND our America First movement during these dark times.” The message shows supporters can donate any amount, but suggests large sums like $500, $1,000, and $3,300 be sent to The Retired Florida Duffer and Constant Golf Cheat.

“They’re trying to intimidate YOU and cancel out YOUR vote! Which is why the Trump for President 2024 campaign is compiling millions and millions of petition signatures from Americans like you CONDEMNING these threats of a possible arrest.”

The email calls on “74 million patriots” to sign the petition.

The Big Steal these people talk about is what they rake in from the Goobers with this horseshit.

Ending this seriously, intelligence sources say there’s been a “significant increase” in online threats and violent rhetoric from domestic extremists since Trump claimed he will be indicted in the Stormy Daniels hush money case,. At this point, there are no identified credible or direct threats to a person or property but officials are continuing to monitor online chatter for credible specific threats of violence. Domestic extremists have also posted calling for civil war. Today,

a bomb threat was called into the New York County Supreme Court just as a judge was starting a hearing in a separate case related to the $250 million lawsuit brought by New York Attorney General Letitia James against Trump.

At the same time, there are reports that Trump’s Truest Believers are fearful that his calls for protests are a “trap” set by Democrats.

“May you live in ‘interesting’ times” has been shown to not be neither ancient nor Chinese. But it is still a curse.

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