Your evening jolt.
EXT. THE GRANDE CORNICHE - LATER THAT AFTERNOON
The same road where Grace Kelly drove Cary Grant as her passenger in "To Catch A Thief." A red Mercedes 500SL roars around a curve overlooking the Cote d'Azur. Anne drives.
ANNE (V.O.)
A ponytail again, David?
INT. RED MERCEDES
DAVID FIELD, age hidden behind a haircut too young and too hip, looks at her. His well-traveled leather camera case dangles from his headrest as he drives.
DAVID
I wanted to be sure I could still grow hair someplace.
ANNE
It's what you get, hanging out with headbangers!
DAVID
The Vines haven't banged a head since I've known them.
ANNE
The who?
DAVID
(laughs)
This, from a Grateful Dead fan!
She downshifts into a turn, then back up.
ANNE
I could've used your ass while you were busy ducking U-V rays and hairspray grenades in La-la land, I was --
DAVID
Busy winning two Emmies and a Pulitzer. I saw. Sorry, Anne, but I could sure as hell have used your ass these last three years.
She touches his face.
ANNE
You're right, David. I'm sorry. I've forgotten how to do feminine flirtatious banter.
He runs his finger over her knee, up toward the hem. His grin is infectious.
DAVID
Thirty days in the South of France should get you back in practice.
She smiles suggestively at him as she takes the next turn.
EXT. BEACHFRONT CAFE - ST. TROPEZ - SUNSET
The view is postcard perfect. The harbor is dominated by a large luxury yacht - more a small ocean liner.
Anne and David sit apart from the other CUSTOMERS. He sips a Pernod. She places her hand over his other hand.
ANNE
What I'd really like to do is live a normal life...with you.
DAVID
A normal life? I know you better than you know yourself.
He stares at her, wants her to protest, but she doesn't. He turns first and looks out at the yacht as it ups anchor.
DAVID
Ahsan Al-Akhbar sure knows how to do it in style.
ANNE
You know him?
DAVID
His daughter's into rock'n 'roll.
ANNE
What I wouldn't give to be a fly on his wall.
David stands and motions to the WAITER for the bill.
DAVID
You can't keep your nose out of it for five minutes, can you?
She comes around the table and pulls him close.
ANNE
What did they say in the Sixties about love and war...?
Their hands are all over each other as she kisses him so passionately that others nearby sit up and take notice.
INT. ANNE'S SUITE - CARLETON HOTEL - LATER
Anne and David lie in the bed together, yet apart, watching the paint age on the ceiling.
ANNE
Maybe I should have gotten implants.
DAVID
(kisses her shoulder)
You look great and you know it. It's been a long time. We were just trying too hard.
He reaches for her, but she gets out of bed and heads for the bathroom.
ANNE
I have to get ready if we're going to be at Henri's by --
He jumps out of the bed and follows her.
DAVID
This is important!
She turns. Etched by the window light, they face each other like a pair of Greek gods.
DAVID
This doesn't have anything to do with me making music videos!
(catches what she said)
Why are we going to Henri's?
ANNE
Charlie Sims invited us.
DAVID
Why bring him up now?
ANNE
Because I didn't tell you before.
He doesn't say anything, so she enters the bathroom and closes the door.
INT. CHARLES SIMS' SUITE - SAME
Sims finishes packing, then closes his suitcases on the bed. The MAID, a young Arabic-looking woman with dark hair, goes about her work. He reaches for the phone, but there's a KNOCK AT THE DOOR.
SIMS
Who's there?
MAN (O.S.)
Hall Porter, monsieur.
Sims opens the door and admits the HALL PORTER.
Simms gestures toward the luggage, then goes in the bathroom.
A moment.
The Maid reaches into her cleaning cart. As she does so, the overhead light glitters on her hawk-talon ring.
INT. BATHROOM
Sims wets his hands, runs his fingers through his hair and doesn't see the maid appear BEHIND HIM IN THE MIRROR.
She raises a silenced Beretta, and...
WFFT-WFFT-WFFT! HIS BLOOD SPRAYS THE MIRROR AS HE DROPS!
THE MAID
turns to the Hall Porter as he finishes rifling Sims' bags. As he takes the pistol, we see his hawk-talon ring.
The Maid pulls off her wig, shakes out her long blond hair, and crams the wig in the cleaning cart. She strips off the uniform to reveal she’s an athletic-looking European in tank-top and shorts, tosses the uniform after the wig.
She opens the door for the Hall Porter, who pushes the cleaning cart into the hall.
SIMS' SIGHTLESS EYES
stare at the hall door as it closes behind them.
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Your P.M. missive is my early A.M. read. Got me up and moving for sure!
You're killing me TC. Please sir, may I have some more?