IT TURNS OUT I WASWRONG ABOUT NO SUNDAY POST
But that’s what happens when you’re condemned to live in “interesting times.”
Today is Day 177 of Donald Trump’s assault on America. Assuming he survives the next 487 days till we return an Impeachment Majority to the House and a Conviction Majority in the Senate, Donald Trump is in the process of shooting himself as his innate imbecility takes over. As Jeff Tiedrich noted, “By the time this is all over, we may have depleted America’s strategic reserve of microwave popcorn.”
Yesterday was the one year anniversary of the faked “assassination attempt” on Gramps at jhis hatealong in Butler Pensylvania.
The following is wonderful good news for America, since it is terrible news for Grampaw Shitstain and his Confederacy of Sewer Clowns. Thank you for your attention to this matter:
In an amazing, fear-powered, adderall-fueled, shitpost written while seated on the Golden Throne in the middle of a sleepless Saturday night, made more sleepless by the knowledge the Epstein Files are a photo torpedo aimed straight at him, Grampaw Shitstain managed to accomplish the following: (1) Acknowledged the existence of the Epstein files; and suggested that he had read them; (2) Insisted that the files were written by “by Obama, Crooked Hillary, Comey, Brennan, and the Losers and Criminals of the Biden Administration.” (Which seems to suggest that the files include some nasty stuff about the Orange Horn Dog); (3) Called the whole story “a massive distraction”; (4) Tripled down on his support for AG Pam Bondi’s cover-up-clusterf*ck handling of the issue, declaring “LET PAM BONDI DO HER JOB - SHE’S GREAT”; (5) Hectored his MAGA base to stop wasting time talking about Epstein, “somebody that nobody cares about.” and… (6) Took full, personal, ownership of the Epstein coverup.
Once the post was up on Lies Anti-Social, it was swarmed with more than 30,000 angry and skeptical comments, with the demands for Bondi’s head and release of the files vastly outnumbering the likes and reposts. This kind of ratio isn’t just a matter of bad optics—it’s a warning flare from his base in MAGAt World. The digital loyalty he once commanded without question is now - at least on this issue - showing serious cracks. Chief Grampaw turd polisher Benny Johnson said: “By admitting that the Epstein Files are real, and have been written, and that you’ve read them, and you don’t like their contents, and they were written by your enemies, it doesn’t make the most compelling case as far as I’m concerned. Holy moly.” The frothing conspiracist General Mike Flynn warned: “@RealDonaldTrump, please understand the EPSTEIN AFFAIR is not going away.” An anonymous MAGA storm trooper wrote: “This is going to cost you so many supporters. I being one of them. I have been to multiple rallies and even was there on J6.”
Gramps chose to drop this SHUT-UP ABOUT EPSTEIN post the same weekend thousands of his lbiggest oyalists gathered at the Student Action Summit hosted by Turning Point USA. And all they wanted to talk about was the “Epstein files.”
Boy, do I hate it when I discover I’m in agreement with Elmo, who posted in response to Gramps calling for his supporters to stop targeting Attorney General Pam Bondi: “He said ‘Epstein’ half a dozen times while telling everyone to stop talking about Epstein. Just release the files as promised.” Asecond post read: “What the hell kind of system are we living in if thousands of kids were abused, the government has videos of the abusers and yet none of the abusers are even facing charges!? This is a very big deal.”
As Jim Acosta put it: “I have seen Trump up close for years and I think I know when he’s worried about something. And believe me, he’s definitely freaking out right now.”
No matter what lie he tries to use, Grampaw Shitstain can’t rewrite history. His past follows him everywhere. Jeffrey Epstein is the ghost that will haunt him to the end of days.
I sure would like some birthday presents today. Your support asapaidsubscriber really matters at this important time.
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We are learning that some MAGAs are not members of a Trump cult. That subgroup is beginning to think that Trump is as much a part of the establishment as Hillary. They will ferret out the Epstein files and are looking forward to its impact on Trump. Trump had had no qualms about turning on supporters. He had no idea that his supporters could turn on him.
Have a very happy birthday.