FOLLOWING DOROTHY PARKER'S RULE

The Dorothy Parker Rule is that “One should only say good of the dead.”

Thus: “Ken Starr is dead. Good.”

Or, turning to the estimable Oscar Wilde, who always had a good response for events:

“Some spread joy wherever they go; some whenever they go.”

There’s a lot to be said about Ken Starr, but dredging it up isn’t necessary.

Comments are for the paid subscribers. I expect to see some good oness.